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Pimp Chronicles: A Photo Journal of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Updated on September 4, 2013
Ice cold pimpin' drippin gold like rain, nothing on my mind but money and the fame
Ice cold pimpin' drippin gold like rain, nothing on my mind but money and the fame

Introduction

Roleplaying games often present people with a blank canvas to draw a personality and character onto in a fantastical world. The incentive has always been for me to push this far as possible. Grand Theft Auto was exactly like this and led to some fun and interesting character development. As always I had to keep it real and give my respects to the pimpin.

In this chronicling of the game I'm gonna take you through my experience playing GTA: San Andreas and just one the many possibilities it has to offer as C.J.



Come Up and Turn Out

Spending all that time on the east coast made my mind cold and hard. I had to get back home to the west, San Andreas Love. And i can tell you straight man it wasn't long comin' up in San Andreas before I got my feet wet in the game, the only game, the dirtiest, rawest, slickest, baddest, coolest game on the street. I was born to pimp and get money.

Day One

New blood, freshly turned on to the game. Workin' that cold fade.
New blood, freshly turned on to the game. Workin' that cold fade.

Red Vines and San Fierro

 Hit San Fierro hard in some clean new vines, posted under the Bridge
Hit San Fierro hard in some clean new vines, posted under the Bridge

Turned on to the game and off to San Fierro. The city is ripe for the picking and I can't hang with the gang drama. The girl's with flowers in their hair put paper in my pockets.

Blood Red Wheels

Still on the Little Red Riding Pimp kick, and riding in luxury
Still on the Little Red Riding Pimp kick, and riding in luxury

Spinnin' 8's

You ever yoked something before? Had to swing the wheels in front of the old pad.
You ever yoked something before? Had to swing the wheels in front of the old pad.

That Afro is Tight.. That's a Tight Afro.

The cut that changed it all, a landmark in CJ's come up
The cut that changed it all, a landmark in CJ's come up

True Stylings

I thought I was riding a red color kick but it wasn't til I had the bad fro that my true colors started shinin'. So it's back to Los Santos to get the custom touch on my ride. New paint, new spokes, and lowriding sides.

Hog

Icy new wheels for the iciest mack out there
Icy new wheels for the iciest mack out there

Too Badd

In the drop with the Cali sun heatin' my dome.
In the drop with the Cali sun heatin' my dome.

Snakeskin, and the Garage

Can you dig it? New vines, and a place to hang my whips.
Can you dig it? New vines, and a place to hang my whips.

D's on V's

Daytons, Vogues, I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes.
Daytons, Vogues, I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes.

Goldie, New Paint and New Vines

Cheesy macaroni with extra cheddar and bread
Cheesy macaroni with extra cheddar and bread

The Cheddar

Dipped in Gold. It's the cheddar baby, cheesy macaroni with the bread on top, and so as long you got the cheddar there won't be any problems.

Fast Track

Switchin Lanes Goin' Against the Grain
Switchin Lanes Goin' Against the Grain

Only One Thing I'll Stop For

And it's in her purse not her panties
And it's in her purse not her panties

While in Los Santos

Had to cop the classic green and gold low. "Money and the honey jack, I chose the colors that was the most popular!"
Had to cop the classic green and gold low. "Money and the honey jack, I chose the colors that was the most popular!"

Bouncin'

Back in SF the Cheddar is loose
Back in SF the Cheddar is loose

Mayonnaise and Mustard

I don't have to say more. Payroll's fat and vehicle budget hits $1,000,000
I don't have to say more. Payroll's fat and vehicle budget hits $1,000,000

Yokin on the Ball Court

Hittin Switches in the Night

Floss twice daily
Floss twice daily

Cracking My Whip

Had to swing the new paint all around the bay
Had to swing the new paint all around the bay

SF Blues

Back in SF I had to break out some fresh vines. Blues' the roots.

Catchin Rays

Up and down the bridge. North SF
Up and down the bridge. North SF

The Emperor's New Suit

And can you dig the whips?
And can you dig the whips?

King of SF

High Financial
High Financial

By Day or Night

Venturas Garage

And a Las Venturas haircut
And a Las Venturas haircut

Strippin'

Landed hard on fast on the Venturas Strip, peepin' game.
Landed hard on fast on the Venturas Strip, peepin' game.

High-Rise Hustlin'

Crackin' my whip at Sin City town hall
Crackin' my whip at Sin City town hall

In Motion

It's on me!

Wearin my money

Breaking Bank

Where I stacked many millions on the road to the riches.
Where I stacked many millions on the road to the riches.

The High Roller

Rollin High
Rollin High

In the Desert Sun

I'm just tryin to have fun
I'm just tryin to have fun

The Palace

Just hangin' around
Just hangin' around

24's on the Floor

Married to the game since a young age.
Married to the game since a young age.

It Don't Stop

Old-ass player keepin my old school tools clean
Old-ass player keepin my old school tools clean

Smashing Out

Headed to Los Santos in the wettest whip you'll see
Headed to Los Santos in the wettest whip you'll see

Rain or Snow

Stop at nothin when it comes to paper hustlin
Stop at nothin when it comes to paper hustlin

Scoping the Spot

Finna meet the new neighbors
Finna meet the new neighbors

The Big Cop

HIllside Mansion and wheels out front
HIllside Mansion and wheels out front

Turn Around, All Around

And tell me what you see
And tell me what you see

Closing Business

Reiterate my position as king of San Andreas
Reiterate my position as king of San Andreas

Money Never Sleeps

So pimps play for keeps. A player's game is never won
So pimps play for keeps. A player's game is never won

Where's the Money At?

Where did CJ hold it down?

See results

And I'm off, riding into the sunset, a money rustling lone star of the west. The undisputed and unofficial king of San Andreas. So keep ya game tight, it's pimpin baby.

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