Pimp Chronicles: A Photo Journal of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
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Introduction
Roleplaying games often present people with a blank canvas to draw a personality and character onto in a fantastical world. The incentive has always been for me to push this far as possible. Grand Theft Auto was exactly like this and led to some fun and interesting character development. As always I had to keep it real and give my respects to the pimpin.
In this chronicling of the game I'm gonna take you through my experience playing GTA: San Andreas and just one the many possibilities it has to offer as C.J.
Come Up and Turn Out
Spending all that time on the east coast made my mind cold and hard. I had to get back home to the west, San Andreas Love. And i can tell you straight man it wasn't long comin' up in San Andreas before I got my feet wet in the game, the only game, the dirtiest, rawest, slickest, baddest, coolest game on the street. I was born to pimp and get money.
Day One
Red Vines and San Fierro
Turned on to the game and off to San Fierro. The city is ripe for the picking and I can't hang with the gang drama. The girl's with flowers in their hair put paper in my pockets.
Blood Red Wheels
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Spinnin' 8's
That Afro is Tight.. That's a Tight Afro.
True Stylings
I thought I was riding a red color kick but it wasn't til I had the bad fro that my true colors started shinin'. So it's back to Los Santos to get the custom touch on my ride. New paint, new spokes, and lowriding sides.
Hog
Too Badd
Snakeskin, and the Garage
D's on V's
Goldie, New Paint and New Vines
The Cheddar
Dipped in Gold. It's the cheddar baby, cheesy macaroni with the bread on top, and so as long you got the cheddar there won't be any problems.
Fast Track
Only One Thing I'll Stop For
While in Los Santos
Bouncin'
Mayonnaise and Mustard
Yokin on the Ball Court
Hittin Switches in the Night
Cracking My Whip
SF Blues
Back in SF I had to break out some fresh vines. Blues' the roots.
Catchin Rays
The Emperor's New Suit
King of SF
By Day or Night
Venturas Garage
Strippin'
High-Rise Hustlin'
In Motion
It's on me!
Wearin my money
Breaking Bank
The High Roller
In the Desert Sun
The Palace
24's on the Floor
It Don't Stop
Smashing Out
Rain or Snow
Scoping the Spot
The Big Cop
Turn Around, All Around
Closing Business
Money Never Sleeps
Where's the Money At?
Where did CJ hold it down?
And I'm off, riding into the sunset, a money rustling lone star of the west. The undisputed and unofficial king of San Andreas. So keep ya game tight, it's pimpin baby.
