Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ann: That's it? One drink?
Ron: One shelf.
Ann: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.
Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy-two. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
haha... I am watching the next season of Parks and Rec. It's just one of those shows that makes me happy, like The Office. I thought it was totally off the air... gone, but there is this whole new season! Im so happy.
Yeah... I finally stopped myself from posting any more. I probably need to see a neurologist... sorry.
I was just curious. No need to be sorry.
Here's a meme that I created after a bad day. I find memes are very therapeutic.
its ok beth. You had a moment there. Was watching and I was worried a bit. Glad you cleared up what was happening. I thought you were stuck in a loop of some kind.
Well actually... I probably am... but it's an enjoyable loop... maybe there are no fans of the show here. It's so good.
I wasn't worried, I was laughing my @$$ off. Thanks to Beth I have a new show I want to check out. All this time and I never even caught one episode.
It's been a little while since I watched The Office. Guess I'll have to look into it again...
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