Swansonisms

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec.
    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8456172_f248.jpg

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
    Ron: One.
    Ann: That's it? One drink?
    Ron: One shelf.
    Ann: Do you exercise?
    Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
    Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
    Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
    Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Ron: She's here.
    Leslie: Who's here?
    Ron: My ex-wife Tammy-two. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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    Beth37posted 4 years ago

    Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.

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    writingloverposted 4 years ago

    Are you bored? tongue

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      Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      haha... I am watching the next season of Parks and Rec. It's just one of those shows that makes me happy, like The Office. I thought it was totally off the air... gone, but there is this whole new season! Im so happy.

      Yeah... I finally stopped myself from posting any more. I probably need to see a neurologist... sorry.

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        writingloverposted 4 years agoin reply to this

        I was just curious. No need to be sorry. smile

        Here's a meme that I created after a bad day. I find memes are very therapeutic. big_smile

        http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8456260_f248.jpg

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          Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

          lol

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            epsonok0posted 4 years agoin reply to this

            its ok beth. You had a moment there. Was watching and I was worried a bit. Glad you cleared up what was happening. I thought you were stuck in a loop of some kind.

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              Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

              Well actually... I probably am... but it's an enjoyable loop... maybe there are no fans of the show here. It's so good.

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              SmartAndFunposted 4 years agoin reply to this

              I wasn't worried, I was laughing my @$$ off. Thanks to Beth I have a new show I want to check out. All this time and I never even caught one episode.

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                Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

                Oh you have to give it a chance... the more you get into the characters, the funnier it gets...
                Going out for a lil bit... You guys are all so much fun. lol

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    epsonok0posted 4 years ago

    Here is a meme a friend of myne made. I love it!
    http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ca/e6/4a/cae64a2a4f1d3ab5bdb1df63c14f4653.jpg

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    epsonok0posted 4 years ago

    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1b/3d/ee/1b3dee8a1f5df026fd18a4f7b73e98c9.jpg
    My friend made it for you beth. LOL

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      Beth37posted 4 years agoin reply to this

      awww... that's actually very kind. lol
      Thanks. smile

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        epsonok0posted 4 years agoin reply to this

        Fun times. Yw.

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    writingloverposted 4 years ago

    +1

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    writingloverposted 4 years ago

    It's been a little while since I watched The Office. Guess I'll have to look into it again... big_smile

 
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