I was avoiding grocery shopping when this ad caught my attention. .
Read it literally for a laugh .
Connects directly to water supply and standard power outlet. (If a toilet needs power is it smart?)
Massage wash, warm water and air wash with heated seating and automatic flush. Includes LED night lights and remote control.
How do you use a toilet remotely?
I heard about them, it was invented to flush Obamacare down the drain.
I don't really see the issue, if it has electrical functions like air dryers and bidet etc, you are going to need to plug it in and push a button to activate them.
Too funny! How would you use a toilet remotely, indeed! They really need to rethink on some of these people they hire for advertizing! lol
Then again, I wonder if sometimes they don't do things on purpose to get us thinking. In the town I used to live was a small town not far away that had a so-called "gentlemen's club." The name of it was Heartbreakers. Behind the club and above the freeway where people could see it before they got off the exit to go to the club (if that's where they were headed) were the words in giant letters on a billboard which said "Jesus heals the broken-hearted."
Ann, Greetings. Needed something light hearted to think about yesterday. This all got started when I saw a sign on FB the other day that said Senior Citizen Center which was posted in front of a cemetery.
Just don't tell Kintaro about that smart toilet. He might just marry it.
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