I think some humor is needed here
Got a funny quote? Post it here
Here's my first one
The baby should have been blue, or red, and maybe even violet..but not green
I don't blame dad? for being upset
Haha, I didn't get it til I saw the "dad's" face.
I like your new Avatar
The mom crayon, her face gives her away too
Why is the image doing that? (above) Here it is again (below)
The father is red.....the baby should be purple, red, or blue, but noooo it's green!??
Such evil crayons in this world
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
A blatant lie
The things that give us away
Now what if Mom was color blind?
Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade." "Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
Well not my wife..cause this is a joke
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
by Deborah Sexton 4 years ago
I think some humor is needed hereGot a funny quote, or saying ? Post it here
by chasemillis 7 years ago
What are funny quotes you're parents used to say?give me everything you can think of, EXCEPT the popular ones
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