(When using quotations, it is important to identify the speaker.)
A Jail sentence: "No one has ever escaped from me."
A Stock quotation: "Moo, mooooo."
A Bank statement: "I close at 4 p.m."
A Credit card charge: "Your Honor, I'm bent because that man put me in the ATM machine wrong."
A Spiritual affirmation: "Yes, you are right, my crystal ball IS dusty."
A Brief announcement: "It is time to finish getting dressed. I'm cold."
A Mummy's curse: " I can't se a #!*#*! thing with these #!*#*! bandages around my head."
Add some new ones.....
These are clever! I don't have any good ones to offer, but you gave me a laugh.
Thanks, Christy. I came across this while cleaning out old paper files-- I think I sent this to Readers Digest decades ago, but they apparently didn't get it. I mean, the sent me a polite rejection slip-- so they got it, but they apparently didn't "get it."
This is extremely hilarious! Thanks for sharing this. Despite of being tired from work, i was able to laugh after reading this. However, i don't have anything to share for now. But many thanks ..
by Mary Hyatt 4 years ago
I read a Hub where several direct quotes were included. One came from a website, one came from a book. One direct quote was used in the "call out" section but no mention of who said it.I'm wondering if these quotes would be considered duplicate content? I have...
by Wesman Todd Shaw 5 years ago
Is it ill advisable to put a word in quotations in a hub title?
by MomsTreasureChest 6 years ago
What is your favorite quotation?
by Laura Tykarski 6 years ago
Do you put the punctuation inside the parenthesis or outside when you end your sentence?The reason I ask is that it appears to apply differently with many people. I was always taught to put it inside. People have told me that in England it is done this way. Others have said it belongs...
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by Jennifer 6 years ago
I'm almost sure that Google never texts their customers about their profiles being compromised but I would like to verify this fact. I received this message two minutes ago and it says: "Your profile has been compromised. Text back READY when you are able to verify your profile." Can...
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