(When using quotations, it is important to identify the speaker.)
A Jail sentence: "No one has ever escaped from me."
A Stock quotation: "Moo, mooooo."
A Bank statement: "I close at 4 p.m."
A Credit card charge: "Your Honor, I'm bent because that man put me in the ATM machine wrong."
A Spiritual affirmation: "Yes, you are right, my crystal ball IS dusty."
A Brief announcement: "It is time to finish getting dressed. I'm cold."
A Mummy's curse: " I can't se a #!*#*! thing with these #!*#*! bandages around my head."
Add some new ones.....
These are clever! I don't have any good ones to offer, but you gave me a laugh.
Thanks, Christy. I came across this while cleaning out old paper files-- I think I sent this to Readers Digest decades ago, but they apparently didn't get it. I mean, the sent me a polite rejection slip-- so they got it, but they apparently didn't "get it."
This is extremely hilarious! Thanks for sharing this. Despite of being tired from work, i was able to laugh after reading this. However, i don't have anything to share for now. But many thanks ..
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What is your favorite quotation?
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