The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest LCBO medical facility and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
lol, I have a beer in my hand already so I should be safe, thanks for sharing!
* Although I am struggling to think of five friends.
I am sitting at an outdoor cafe in San Diego and reading the first post had me spit my ice tea across the table. Thank God I am alone as friends have not gotten here yet. Will be enjoying the Spirits in about two hours when we head to the pub....
Now drying up the mess.......
by Zsuzsy Bee 8 years ago
A friend sent this to me early this morning. I'm not sure if this will affect you in your neck of the woods but just in case it's worth the warningREAD IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ THIS - These e-mails are floating around currently....
by Credence2 4 years ago
Hi, folks, getting a lot of mixed messages from the press. See this article, is there any merit? What do you think?http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/power-playe … .html?vp=1
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