how long does it take to have an orgasim?

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  1. dingdong profile image60
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    WTF!!!

  2. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Why didn't you just ignore it instead of bringing it back up to the top?

    1. dingdong profile image60
      dingdongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

      Now, see you did the same wink

  3. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Well, you had already done it. Best to ignore the losers.

  4. AEvans profile image77
    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    I believe this is a silly question, research it on-line and you will get an answer. smile

  5. Teresa McGurk profile image59
    Teresa McGurkposted 9 years ago

    What I want to know is, how long does it take to learn how to spell it correctly?

  6. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 9 years ago

    Experiment.  wink  You will get an answer.

  7. fortunerep profile image81
    fortunerepposted 9 years ago

    with you Parkboy, a lifetime.  Men that can spell turn me on.  In this case it calls for the good ole boy with batteries.
    dori

  8. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    I think he is referring to plant organisms, well the cycle of the new hybrids rapidly multiply til a strong density is established. This usually occurs over a period of 2 to 3 days.

  9. fortunerep profile image81
    fortunerepposted 9 years ago

    blonde poet you are a riot!!
    dori

    1. blondepoet profile image72
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol Dori haha maybe he is a botanist ya?

  10. Candie V profile image62
    Candie Vposted 9 years ago

    BP, You're a botanist now, as well?  I wanna know how long it takes BP to eat a lobster?

    1. blondepoet profile image72
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Now Candie that is a very good question that I would be honoured to answer. The other day after talking to you I ate three in about 5 minutes as I had to hurry to go jet-skiing.
      Sometimes I sit in the backseat of my friend's car while we are shopping, and I can polish one off while waiting for him to go through the checkout with one loaf of bread.
      This whole process roughly two min, 20 seconds for ripping off the head, 20 seconds for cracking the body, and around 20 seconds to eat the meat itself. In a matter of a few minutes I would have it polished off, the same amount of time it takes him to get to his car, then he is not aware that I just ate fish in his car, you see. It all must be timed...

  11. fortunerep profile image81
    fortunerepposted 9 years ago

    either that or looking for action.

  12. waynet profile image72
    waynetposted 9 years ago

    Suck it and see!..whichever way you try it just be careful because you could lose your hand or go blind, it is dangerous for newbies to have an orgyism especially when origami sounds like that word slightly....Have safe orgasims everybody!!

  13. kmackey32 profile image68
    kmackey32posted 9 years ago

    LOL omg who asks that kinda question? Everyones different my friend. lol

  14. Don Simkovich profile image59
    Don Simkovichposted 9 years ago

    I'm writing a novel and the character in the scene I just described took about 3 - 4 pages. That's double spaced, first draft. Of course, that included foreplay in the shower.

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don!! LOLOLOLO 3-4 pages whewwww, that is long.big_smile

  15. R. Blue profile image54
    R. Blueposted 9 years ago

    I had 2 orgasms just reading the question.

  16. curfew profile image51
    curfewposted 9 years ago

    rofl !!! what a topic to be discussed on ! tongue

  17. chukra G profile image56
    chukra Gposted 9 years ago

    i think if not mistaken there is an ancient sex teachings, where you will reach the orgasm and it will never end.

  18. profile image0
    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    I like the way this Chukra G dude always makes everything so spiritual. Now all of a sudden no one wants to talk about orgasms anymore. Now, thats funny as hell.

    1. chukra G profile image56
      chukra Gposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      smile just sharing,

    2. chukra G profile image56
      chukra Gposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      smile just sharing,

      1. dingdong profile image60
        dingdongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        What?

        1. R. Blue profile image54
          R. Blueposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          DingDong...I need your avatar on my newest hub

          http://hubpages.com/hub/Tittilating-Boobs

  19. profile image0
    Useful Knowledgeposted 9 years ago

    1 second..I just had one..whew

    1. andromida profile image57
      andromidaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you  for sharing your useful knowledge.

 
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