How many people did the shark kill in the first Jaws movie?

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   benisan85745posted 12 years ago

   How many people did the shark kill in the first Jaws movie?

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   hawaiianodysseusposted 12 years ago

   Not counting the several dozen heart attack victims in parked cars and movie theaters all over the USA first, and then in international releases and via VCR movies, the shark in the first JAWS killed five people.
   
   There would have been six, but Captain Hook, late of Peter Pan fame, lost only an unmentionable appendage. He's become a recluse in the cave once inhabited by Jack Sparrow. Recently, a team from 60 Minutes went over to the Caribbean to interview him, but his landlady. a scurvy wench who looks remarkably like Bloody Mary, asserted that Hook wasn't seeing anyone. When asked if the hapless captain would at least talk to them over the coconut wireless, the huge BM said, "I don' teenk so...he sound like one wahine dese days..."
   
   I swear I have not touched the pakalolo tonight, Ka'imi'loa...but I did have some Crenshaw fruit earlier that had been left out a little too long in the Walla Walla heat. Do you suppose...? Naaaaaaah!
   
   Aloha, Bruddah! Try to get some rest tonight!

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      benisan85745posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ohhh, check out the headbone Uncle get. Akamai (smart), yeah you. Why I feel I must translate evey Hawaiian word is besides me....Muchos t'anks for the ahiahi blessing, and I will try and sleep or rest. Tell me, what does your wife do for comfort?

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      hawaiianodysseusposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      She's constantly rearranging her feet and legs to find the posture that affords the least resistance or friction. She has done saliva tests; takes alternative healing measures   ; and goes to chiropractors and naturopaths for help. And she's an RN...

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      benisan85745posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, so many similarities. I usedto be a paramedic, before I began to get sick. When I can deal with the pain, I have my wife rub Lidocaine. It sometimes helps, but not the best thing for it.

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