How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
The question is somewhat irrelevant because no one, including a woodchuck, could do anything to Chuck Norris that Chuck Norris didn't want him to do.
Hypothetically, on the very slim (no) chance that a woodchuck could Chuck Norris, I reckon the woodchuck would chuck about 10% of its body weight in wood.
I think 26? Writing this irrelevant sentence because my answer is apparently too short.
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