My hubby used to say all sorts of stupid things! One time he kept saying at the top of his voice, 'Get this cow out of my face'! lol! I thought he was talking about me! turned out he was dreaming he was in a field surrounded by cows! or so he said....LOL!
One night (recently), I heard my six-year-old talking in her room late at night. I went into her room and found her sitting up like the exorcist. I was all, "Whats wrong honey?" But she just looked at me with spooky eyes and yelled, "NO!"
Then she flopped back down and fell asleep. It was more creepy than funny. But still funny.
I've never heard anyone talk in their sleep, but can I still share a related story? My little sister at the age of six got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. She was still asleep and she went into the kitchen and sat down on a bin that was there instead of going to the toilet! My mom grabbed her in time and led her in the right direction, but yikes! We still laugh about it to this day.
In perfect diction and delivered in the style of Judie Dench in her Bond role, my one time partner came forth with "Chicken dumplings have four legs, do not hinder me, my legs await" and then slipped back into the arms of Morpheus. Not something you forget !
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