What is the stupid (or funny) song you've ever heard?

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  1. tsh profile image60
    tshposted 13 years ago

    Hi, I'm new here! So I'm curious to know: what is the stupid or just funny song you've ever heard?!

    To me, nothing can be more stupid than Britney Spears' songs!Period! "1,2,3... Peter, Paul and Mary!" Jesus,what a crap, baby!!!

    And the most funny song ever has to be Pink Floyd's "Bike"... I'm serious: the "duck's quack simphony" in the end just made me laugh out loud first time I've heard that song!

    What about you?

    1. Tina Kachan profile image61
      Tina Kachanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ … re=channel

      Technically, he is not a singer. Can`t decide whether it`s stupid or funny big_smile

      1. tsh profile image60
        tshposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I would go for "stupid" ... definitely! But I can see your point... yeah, I see your point! : )

        1. Tina Kachan profile image61
          Tina Kachanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          as long as my point has been seen tongue

    2. sunstreeks profile image82
      sunstreeksposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I said what what..in the bu**. I said what what..in the bu**.

      Youtube it.

      pretty stupid, very catchy lyrics =P

      1. Christy Goff profile image61
        Christy Goffposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        The funniest song for me was "I'll pray for you" its a country song, but I have to say, I've had moments that I felt that way. :  )

        1. Sunshine625 profile image89
          Sunshine625posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I LOVE this song!!

      2. tsh profile image60
        tshposted 13 years agoin reply to this


        Nah... you can't be serious. I bet you couldn't understand the poetry behind those lines!!!

        Just joking here! : )

        @Christy Goff

        Don't know this one... but if you say it's funny, I have to listen to this song!!!

    3. Titen-Sxull profile image73
      Titen-Sxullposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Funniest song ever - I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island.

    4. 6 String Veteran profile image66
      6 String Veteranposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know who does the song I'm about to quote--and not without considerable embarrassment--but it goes like this:


      "There's so much beauty in the world (repeat) /
      Shake your booty, boys and girls, for all the beauty in the world."

      Clearly there's depth and meaning here beyond my years--or should I say "ears"?

      Great question, btw.  -6SV

    5. blogivator profile image60
      blogivatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hI tsh,
      you got two questions here dude, so I will give you two answers.

      Funny:   Benny Hill,  "Harvest of Love"  c1960's
                     Gilbert & Sullivan  "The Nightmare song?". 
                       Bernard Cribbins "Right said Fred" c1960's

      Stupid:  I don't want to offend anyone but anything by Keith Harris and Orville.
      If you are not from the UK I will tell you that this guy is a bad ventriloquist with a stupid, furry yellow duck. probably on YT somewhere.

      Anything stupid made by stupid people who only did it for the money.

    6. the-real-deal? profile image68
      the-real-deal?posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Funniest song that always brings a smile to my face has got to be "death to all but metal" by Steel Panther, i challenge everyone to listen to it and not raise a smirk at at least one bit of the song, failing that any track off of the Bloodhound Gang album "Hooray For Boobies", think that album title sets its stall out early smile enjoy

    7. ericperley profile image59
      ericperleyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ween - Piss Up A Rope
      Funny stuff - just read the lyrics

    8. hotwebideas profile image66
      hotwebideasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Did you ever hear Fish Heads from Barnes and Barnes?

    9. profile image0
      Emile Rposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Funniest song thing I've heard this year is Nom Nom Nom Nom Babies. It's an Adam Sandler style song.


    10. hotwebideas profile image66
      hotwebideasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      For me, it has to be Fishheads by Barnes and Barnes from the 80's.

    11. Obscure_Treasures profile image57
      Obscure_Treasuresposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Who let the dogs out.....

    12. Shinkicker profile image52
      Shinkickerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I think 'The Ying Tong Song' has never been trumped for silliness and hilarity. The genius of The Goons will never be surpassed for comic brilliance I believe.

  2. profile image63
    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    PrisonBitch by Tim Wilson

  3. Pearldiver profile image66
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Phew.... Lucky You Can't See Mine!! yikes

    Stairway to Heaven - by Rolf Harris ... the worst sad

    F... Me, I'm Drunk - by (sorry.. Irish Pub Band) ... Very Funny!

  4. Doc Snow profile image89
    Doc Snowposted 13 years ago

    Stupidest song?  So many choices. . .

    But the stupidest *title*--of a popular song, anyway--is in my opinion "Cuts Like A Knife."  (Bryan Adams.)

    Uh huh.  That was illuminating.  Same for all the many songs that have used the simile somewhere in the lyrics.

    Still, I suppose "Cuts Like A Saw" would have been even worse.

  5. The Fanboy profile image61
    The Fanboyposted 13 years ago

    Why Dont You Get a Job by The Offspring


    1. profile image52
      Leenaz12posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I also agree with i am on a boat by The Lonely Island.

  6. profile image63
    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    My Boomerang won't Come Back!  Charlie Drake

  7. camlo profile image85
    camloposted 13 years ago

    'Combine Harvester' by The Wurzels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

  8. figment profile image77
    figmentposted 13 years ago
  9. austinlyan profile image61
    austinlyanposted 13 years ago

    She is a genius. Check out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRG7N42yrdY

  10. profile image0
    jerrylposted 13 years ago

    R rated, but both funny and stupid.

    "A letter to my penis" by Rodney Carrington

  11. meow48 profile image67
    meow48posted 13 years ago

    okay, now i will age myself... they are coming to take me away... ho ho ha ha hee hee to funny farm where life is beautiful all day long.....  probably about the stupidest song i have ever heard, but makes me laugh even to day....
    the funniest.... Alice's restaurant.... the original version... by arlo guthrie.... feels like an hour long, but does prove a point and is satire at its best.  the chorus?  you can get anything you want at alice's restaurant, just about a mile from the railroad tracks, you can get anything you want at alice's restaurant...
    The song has very little to do with the title, but all about the draft... vietanm era... check it out.

  12. brimancandy profile image79
    brimancandyposted 13 years ago

    I don't know if this would count, but there are two cartoon songs that are pretty funny. One is from Family guy, and the others are from South Park.

    Family Guy: "The Fricking FCC"

    South Park: "Kyles mom is a bitch." Or "handjobs for crack".
    You can't forget Chefs "Big salty Balls."

    Sorry if that was more than a little PG-13. But LOL!!!

    You want to see a good Lady Gaga parody. Look up lady Gaga I shit my pants on youtube. You will laugh your ass off!

  13. Apepperson profile image62
    Apeppersonposted 13 years ago

    "It's hard to be humble" by Mac Davis

    Or David Allen Coe's "The Perfect Country Song" or anyone of his underground songs!

    Come to think about it, Jerry Jeff Walkers "Redneck Mothers Up Against The Wall" isn't a bad one either.

    1. Apepperson profile image62
      Apeppersonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      DUH...the David Allen Coe song is "You never even called me by my name" Look 'em up on youtube

  14. profile image53
    jagtrz54posted 12 years ago

    Achy Breaky Heart duh trolls!

  15. Cheeky Girl profile image66
    Cheeky Girlposted 12 years ago

    Weird Al Yankovich singing "Spy Hard!" I almost wee myself every time it comes on the TV. It is so funny!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image77
      Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Stupid song as a child we were force to sing it everyday at school
      God Save the Queen

      Be Happy
      A fun song, not so much for the singer who committed suicide afterward

  16. agvulpes profile image85
    agvulpesposted 12 years ago

    I can't believe that Purple People Eater did not get a mention. Alvins version of course:

  17. kmackey32 profile image64
    kmackey32posted 12 years ago

    Dont Worry Be Happy....lol

  18. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years ago

    Funniest: "Grandma in the Corner With a P*nis in Her Hand Screaming No No No No" by The Frogs

    Stupidest: I don't know who sings it but, "Quarter after one I'm a little drunk and I need you now." You know that one? I feel stupider every time I hear it.

  19. pedrn44 profile image92
    pedrn44posted 12 years ago

    Lady Antebellum sings "I Need You Now". I must disagree! One of my favorite bands, Jonathan. Stupid for me may be "Who let the dogs out..." Can't stand when that song gets in my head!

  20. Greg Sage profile image40
    Greg Sageposted 12 years ago

    Actually, I was so blown away by one recent gem and it's subseqent an videos that I wrote a hub about it.

    Of course... I've been getting links snipped lately, so...

  21. jcmayer777 profile image65
    jcmayer777posted 12 years ago

    Kind of a regional thing, but Da' Yoopers Turdy Point Buck always makes me giggle.

  22. lovemychris profile image75
    lovemychrisposted 12 years ago

    "Her hair was long, her nose was phony.
    Her neck looked like a ring of baloney"

  23. Alecia Murphy profile image71
    Alecia Murphyposted 12 years ago

    I don't particularly "Who Let the Dogs Out" or "Cotton Eyed Joe."  I'm not violent but anytime I hear "Cotton Eye Joe" I feeling like punching someone.

  24. fastfreta profile image76
    fastfretaposted 12 years ago

    Double Dutch Bus, (funny)!

  25. pedrn44 profile image92
    pedrn44posted 12 years ago

    I'm right there with you alecia on "Who Let The Dogs Out"! That song drives me nuts, really.


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