Guys Please Relax for a while! It's Laugh time!

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   beinghappy4everposted 13 years ago

   
   
   friends why we are serious always. Please relax for a moment!
   
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   Don't forget to leave your feel on my effort to make you smile!!
   
   Thanks
   BH!

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

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   Well! you make me laugh !
   

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   china manposted 13 years ago

   I am always up for a feel - which part do you call the 'effort' ?

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      beinghappy4everposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sir, Sir,
      
      I was telling about the effort I put for finding some pictures.
      
      

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What do you want a feel of China?

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         beinghappy4everposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Ooops.. thanks blondepoet for reminding me..
         
         China Sir I also have the same question..
         
         what do you want to feel sir?
         
         BH!
         
         

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         china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         At my age - anything that puts itself under my trembling fingers

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Haha China you just might get lucky

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   lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

   China deserves to be and to get lucky

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      He does indeed.

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         china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You and Lyrics brighten the place up no end, and Tantrum wherever she is today - nice to have you sparkling up some of the more grim threads here

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      china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Panting gently

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   samboiamposted 13 years ago

   Some guys have all the luck. 

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   ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

   What do 500 pound canaries eat?
   
   Any damn thing they want...
   
   what do 500 pound cats eat?
   
   500 pound canaries

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   By the sewer he lived,
   by the sewer he died,
   they thought it was murder
   but it was sewercide!

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   Pandoras Boxposted 13 years ago

   I'm drunk. As such I have been carefully refraining from making a fool of myself in any serious threads.
   
   So this thread is pretty much perfect for me and exactly what I've been looking for. Tonight. This morning. Whatever.
   
   Lyrics. I have long thought to mention how good looking you are, but it is never appropriate. In this thread I reckon I can say it. I am not like into you or anything, I'm a straight married female, but you change your pic periodically, and I have observed that you take good care of yourself. You're a beautiful woman. Just thought I'd mention it.
   
   Tantrum, you too have a great avatar. I want a tattoo. Like a little tattoo, at the bottom of my back or maybe on my shoulder or ankle. I think maybe a cat, or something equally innocuous. But it really should be more meaningful than a cat. And I haven't thought of anything yet that means enough to me to have it permanently pasted on my body. SO I haven't any tattoos yet.
   
   (sigh)
   
   Did I mention that I'm totally drunk. A bottle of wine and i'm a goner. I've become such a lightweight.
   
   Oh yeah, I remember what I was gonna say. Are you guys gonna miss Mark Knowles sexy avatar as much as I am?

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      Ghost32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I know what you mean about "meaningful" tattoos.  I was fifty years of age when I got my first two, one on each forearm.  On the left, a banner with New Hampshire's state motto, "Live Free Or Die"...over a depiction of the cracked Liberty Bell.
      
      Hmm.  That wouldn't necessarily be fun and light hearted, though, would it? 
      
      Good thing BP and Lyrics are keeping the room sunshiny...!
      
      Actually, my wife's habit of saying things with double meanings--unintentionally!--is usually enough to keep me smiling.  For example, just today, while letting the truck driver who brought us a load of gravel know his on-time delivery was appreciated, she told the (fairly hunky) fellow, she had one of those moments. 
      
      Her statement after saying it was good to see the rocks arrive: "I'm glad you made it...(beat)...I always want you to come!"
      
      She never realizes she's done one of these until every guy in hearing distance starts laughing his ass off, then she usually turns red (to match her hair) and her hands fly up over her mouth...and we laugh even harder. 

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Are you a 'fun' drunk!

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      Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Totally. Or a pathetically silly drunk, I haven't decided yet. But I'm never like a morose drunk or anything. I miss being young and wild. When I'm drunk that side of me comes out in full force. You should see the video my husband took of me on my last birthday.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Bet that is fun to watch!

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       Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Well I kinda wish he hadn't shown it to like everyone we know.
       
       Which at least clears up that it wasn't indecent or anything. THose ones we destroy.
       
       Man it is hard to type right now.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Have another drink and it will get easier!

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       Pandoras Boxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm all out! Well, not true, have another bottle but not chilled. Maybe I'll do some shots. I have some nice rum that goes down fairly easily.
       
       Truly thinking I should just call it a night. But thanks for talking to me! Kinda sucks to me drunk and alone.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Your welcome!  Just another fun thing to do!

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