friends why we are serious always. Please relax for a moment!
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Well! you make me laugh !
I am always up for a feel - which part do you call the 'effort' ?
I was telling about the effort I put for finding some pictures.
Ooops.. thanks blondepoet for reminding me..
China Sir I also have the same question..
what do you want to feel sir?
At my age - anything that puts itself under my trembling fingers
What do 500 pound canaries eat?
Any damn thing they want...
what do 500 pound cats eat?
500 pound canaries
By the sewer he lived,
by the sewer he died,
they thought it was murder
but it was sewercide!
I'm drunk. As such I have been carefully refraining from making a fool of myself in any serious threads.
So this thread is pretty much perfect for me and exactly what I've been looking for. Tonight. This morning. Whatever.
Lyrics. I have long thought to mention how good looking you are, but it is never appropriate. In this thread I reckon I can say it. I am not like into you or anything, I'm a straight married female, but you change your pic periodically, and I have observed that you take good care of yourself. You're a beautiful woman. Just thought I'd mention it.
Tantrum, you too have a great avatar. I want a tattoo. Like a little tattoo, at the bottom of my back or maybe on my shoulder or ankle. I think maybe a cat, or something equally innocuous. But it really should be more meaningful than a cat. And I haven't thought of anything yet that means enough to me to have it permanently pasted on my body. SO I haven't any tattoos yet.
Did I mention that I'm totally drunk. A bottle of wine and i'm a goner. I've become such a lightweight.
Oh yeah, I remember what I was gonna say. Are you guys gonna miss Mark Knowles sexy avatar as much as I am?
I know what you mean about "meaningful" tattoos. I was fifty years of age when I got my first two, one on each forearm. On the left, a banner with New Hampshire's state motto, "Live Free Or Die"...over a depiction of the cracked Liberty Bell.
Hmm. That wouldn't necessarily be fun and light hearted, though, would it?
Good thing BP and Lyrics are keeping the room sunshiny...!
Actually, my wife's habit of saying things with double meanings--unintentionally!--is usually enough to keep me smiling. For example, just today, while letting the truck driver who brought us a load of gravel know his on-time delivery was appreciated, she told the (fairly hunky) fellow, she had one of those moments.
Her statement after saying it was good to see the rocks arrive: "I'm glad you made it...(beat)...I always want you to come!"
She never realizes she's done one of these until every guy in hearing distance starts laughing his ass off, then she usually turns red (to match her hair) and her hands fly up over her mouth...and we laugh even harder.
Totally. Or a pathetically silly drunk, I haven't decided yet. But I'm never like a morose drunk or anything. I miss being young and wild. When I'm drunk that side of me comes out in full force. You should see the video my husband took of me on my last birthday.
I'm all out! Well, not true, have another bottle but not chilled. Maybe I'll do some shots. I have some nice rum that goes down fairly easily.
Truly thinking I should just call it a night. But thanks for talking to me! Kinda sucks to me drunk and alone.
by Lionrhod 3 years ago
There are a lot of us who haven't been feeling safe on the forums. They've felt stalked, harassed and browbeaten.Sadly, some folks go with the letter of the law, but not the spirit of it in their posts.For an excellent post on why we need Forum Moderators, check out what Makingamark says here...
by aware 8 years ago
Did you ask HubPages Admin if that was okay?
by china man 7 years ago
It will soon be time for china man to disappear, for commercial reasons mostly. So I go to my account and cannot find the DESTRUCT button - anyone help with this so I don't have to wake anyone up in the cockpit ?
by rikabothra 6 years ago
Have you ever looked at your 'Ex' and thought - was I drunk the entire relationship?
by chasemillis 7 years ago
I'm going on three week trip to China this summer, anything I should see while I'm there?I'm going to Shanghai, Beijing, and Singapore with a few of my friends
by Grant Handford 17 months ago
Just wondering what your thoughts are on this. I have a couple of hubs that touch on sexuality and have had their ads disabled. Should I bother keeping them around just for the extra traffic or do they some how hurt my earnings on HubPages?Thanks in advance.
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