What is the funniest thing you've ever done while drunk?

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  1. marketingskeptic profile image70
    marketingskepticposted 7 years ago

    What is the funniest thing you've ever done while drunk?


  2. manda leanne profile image55
    manda leanneposted 7 years ago

    lets see funny things i've done drunk i remember on st pattys day i was too drunk to walk up the stairs to join my friends so i ended up going to the womens bathroom sat on the counter and was the bathroom comedy for everyone waiting to use the bathroom til my  friends found me some time later and pulled me out of the bathroom

  3. philirodje profile image61
    philirodjeposted 7 years ago

    Funny thing i have done under the influence of alcohol,  well, there was a Saturday night i got drunk , i saw two girls walking on the street, i followed them telling them i am in love with the two of them, when we got to the junction of their street, i knelt down with my two hands up saying i love you i love i love you, one of my friends came and drag my home but i still wasn't done. after a while i saw other people coming from the direction those girls went, i jumped up and said hey see them they are coming i told you.
    later, they nicknamed me nebuckadnazer.

  4. sarclair profile image80
    sarclairposted 7 years ago

    I got into an accident once (not due to alcohol), and I lost my 2 front teeth. Well, before I got permanent teeth put in, I had to wear temporary teeth. This can happen to anyone.
    I don't go out much, but when I did, something really stupid happened.
    As I took my teeth out (mind you, before that moment, I was getting compliments), I slammed the teeth on the counter, jumped behind the bar, and started serving drinks. I served them with a smile smile
    I do not believe I went to another bar after that.

  5. DaNoblest profile image60
    DaNoblestposted 7 years ago

    I'm sure it was a blast! Sadly I don't remember. =[

  6. Freethinker79 profile image59
    Freethinker79posted 7 years ago

    Fell out of my car, busted my head and deficated on myself.

  7. womble.0115 profile image57
    womble.0115posted 7 years ago

    well if your that drunk you dont remember do you !!!!!!! i remember one ages ago when i was out with my freinds i was drinking cider i didnt even have that much,sometimes drink can just hit you just like that !!!! your fine one min and shuzzz your gone !!!!! well i was playing pool at the time and standing in front of the pool table and all of a sudden it hit me !!!! and i fell forward right on the pool table and had to be carryed out by the bouncers....luckily there was not to many people in the pub...thank god was sooo embarassing though !!!!!

  8. DrewCaveney profile image70
    DrewCaveneyposted 7 years ago

    Well I don't remember how I got there but once I woke up in a strangers car at a festival- luckily no one was in the car and it wasn't moving.

  9. fowler01 profile image58
    fowler01posted 7 years ago

    I can't remember... I think that you would have to ask my friends

  10. stricktlydating profile image84
    stricktlydatingposted 7 years ago

    I saw a famous rock star in a bar at about 4am.  I walked up and started talking to him, pretending I didn't know who he was.  After chatting for a while I asked him what he did.  He said he was a singer.  I told him I could sing too, and told him I'd sing him a song.  I started singing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, it's fantastic, made of plastic..."  I've never seen a group of people laugh so hard!


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