What Are Some Of Your Funniest Tweets?
Dude You Couldn't Tell a Joke if your life depended on it!
After 4 days there still hasn't been a laugh or gasp for your sad, sad, really sad effort!
Looks like you should remain seated for your entire career as a stand up comic!
Is that your real hairstyle or have you just grown through the nose hair?
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