One of the few cool things about Twitter is that, as a comedy writer, it forces you to be very concise. With that is mind, here's a few of my favorites. What are some of yours?
Why do I write? Because my dream of being a dancer was crushed when I couldn't master the Hokey Pokey
Can a nearsighted man accused of anal rape get the evidence thrown out because it's tainted?
What's worse, having your identity stolen, or thieves giving it back, along with a number to a credit repair service?
How guys think: It's okay to be model thin, as long as you're also model stupid.
Wanted to set off a stink bomb for the July 4th, but couldn't afford it. Instead held my dog's ass up to a window fan.
Dude You Couldn't Tell a Joke if your life depended on it!
After 4 days there still hasn't been a laugh or gasp for your sad, sad, really sad effort!
Looks like you should remain seated for your entire career as a stand up comic!
Is that your real hairstyle or have you just grown through the nose hair?
by Ceres Schwarz3 years ago
Hello everyone. I finally decided to join Twitter and see for myself what it's all about and just try and see if I'll like it. To those that posted on my other forum thread, thanks for helping me decide and for all your...
by ahorseback2 months ago
Gee , that's too bad ,....... That simply informs anyone with any brains that the mainstream media cannot stand being unable to filter in or out their own agenda to press room releases ? If the...
by Bryce6 years ago
For anyone else looking for ways to get more exposure for hubs -- I was happy to notice on my Twitter @mentions one of my hub update tweets was retweeted by "Earth News," and even better,"The Horror...
by Cory Zacharia8 years ago
Hi everyone, Perhaps someone has already covered this topic. If so, I apologize.I'm pretty active in Facebook but have never tweeted except to say, "I taught I taw a putty tat." I've linked to my hubs in...
by Terri Meredith5 years ago
What is the funniest thing you've witnessed but couldn't laugh outright because it would have...been rude?I was walking across a little foot bridge with a very expensive camera in my hand. I wasn't looking where I...
by Person of Interest6 years ago
http://debbybruck.hubpages.com/hub/Libr … lic-Tweets
Copyright © 2018 HubPages Inc. and respective owners.
Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners.
HubPages® is a registered Service Mark of HubPages, Inc.
HubPages and Hubbers (authors) may earn revenue on this page based on affiliate relationships and advertisements with partners including Amazon, Google, and others.