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Funny Baby Quotes - True & Inspirational!

Updated on July 11, 2017


 Having a baby is the most beautiful awakening for parents. Babies bring unconditional love and lots of needs, but the love is so powerful, it’s like no other love in the world. Until you are a mother or a father, you truly cannot understand the power of love like having a baby. However, being a parent makes you more humble, look at live different and trust in God even more. Humor is a big part of parenting and finding humor and learning to laugh at yourself is important because us parents do make lots of mistakes but hopefully all of us learn from them too when raising our little bundles of love. Here are the babies quotes that make us laugh, cry and bring us peace.

Baby Quotes - So cute!

Baby Quotes
Baby Quotes

Baby Quotes - Funny, Inspirational, Truthful!

Top Baby Quotes:

“A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.” Quote by Carl Sandburg

“Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.” Quote by Brad Pitt

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” Quote by Bill Cosby

“A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” Quote by Eda J. Le Shan

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.” Author Unknown

“If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.” Quote by Vincent Van Gogh

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.” Quote by Leo J. Burke

“Babies are the sweetest gift that God can give us.” Quote by TL Dailey

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.” Quote by James Matthew Barrie

“No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.” Quote b y Edwin H. Chapin

“Children reinvent your world for you.” Quote by Susan Sarandon

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.” Quote by Kin Hubbard

“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.” Quote by Maurice Johnstone

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” Quote by Elizabeth Stone

“The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.”
Quote by Rajneesh

“It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race.” Quote by Liam Neeson

“Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” Quote by Ronald Reagan

“In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.” Quote by Al Roker

“I know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is. But the reality is that our children's future depends on us as parents. Because we know that the first years truly last forever.” Quote by Rob Reiner

“I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.” Quote by Celine Dion

“It's a huge change for your body. You don't even want to look in the mirror after you've had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.” Quote by Cindy Crawford

“A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.” Quote by Sammy Davis, Jr.

Baby quotes are funny, true and heartwarming. All parents have said things that make us laugh and cry. Capturing these quotes is real to live. As parents, we live each day with the fabulous life of raising children. The greatest joy that God can give us is babies, to nurture, grow and learn from these wonderful little creatures. So find your inner humor, laugh at yourself as a parent, learn from your mistakes and enjoy the journey of parenthood, its amazing!



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    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from Fabulous USA

      Avamum, thank you for reading my hub and commenting!

      sudeep, I liked your comment and appreciate you sharing it.

      THAT Mary Ann, glad you enjoyed it!

      louromano, thrilled it helped!

      My best to you guys.

    • louromano profile image


      6 years ago

      i am very pleased because this info help me to much..

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      THAT Mary Ann 

      7 years ago

      Very funny ... and useful...Thanks for the read/comment on my hub too.

    • sudeep13582 profile image


      7 years ago from Howrah

      nice collection of cool baby quotes... good compilation..

      I loved those two quotes.. one of celine dion and another of Sammy Davis, Jr.

      anyway.. here is another hub about life quotes...

      I have added your hubs link also.. just have some time to check it out..

      have a nice time


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      Sarita Harbour 

      8 years ago from Yellowknife, Canada

      Beautiful work. Having a baby in my arms is a joy...and has taught me how to hub with one hand!!!

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      webtoys, babies are the best but you have to find your funny bone to figure it all out. Thanks for stopping by

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      JohnUy, yes, Brad Pitt said it....funny and cute. Thanks for stopping by.

    • webtoys profile image


      8 years ago

      I agree with you. Having a baby makes live different and trust in God even more.

      I got that feeling.

    • JohnUy profile image


      8 years ago

      Seriously, did Brad Pitt say that? LOL.


    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      jamesroy11143, thanks for the awesome comment! I love it! Thank you again!!

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      tamiran, thanks so much for reading! I appreciate it.

    • jamesroy11143 profile image


      8 years ago from CA, USA

      Hey Ladybird33, you post a fantastic Hub.

    • tamiran profile image


      8 years ago from Indonesia

      Nicely put! Thank you.

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      Springboard, hope #4 is healthy and all is happy! Thanks for commenting and reading (hope it helped:)

    • Springboard profile image


      8 years ago from Wisconsin

      Love these, and as my sister nears her expecting date of August 11th for #4, I will definitely pass this one along to her. Great stuff.

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      Chaotic Chica, thank you so much and I am thrilled that these helped you today, sometimes we just need to laugh. Thank you again.

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      Chaotic Chica 

      8 years ago

      These quotes are priceless and ring so true! I needed this today~thank you, your leg work is appreciated! :)

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      Ign Andy, you have been busy with two little ones, I am sure you could relate to these quotes. I am glad you stopped by!

      Breakfastpop, glad I helped with the rainy day, it was fun to write, this one. So much about babies, it only makes you feel good. Thanks for coming to see me!

      Jen, I use to say that quote too until I had a child...then you really don't sleep that much anymore. Thanks for commenting and reading!!!

      prasetio30, Awww..thank you so much, love the compliment! Good to hear from you and hope you are well. thanks!

      samboiam, how are you? This quote you picked out is one of my very top favorites, it is soooo funny!!! Thanks for rating me up!

    • samboiam profile image


      8 years ago from Texas

      “Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” Quote by Ronald Reagan

      That is too funny. This was great rated it up.

    • prasetio30 profile image


      8 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Those "quotes"so funny. I can't stop laugh. Very well written and I enjoy this hub.

    • JenDobson27 profile image


      8 years ago

      That was a great way to start my morning! I think my favorite is, "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.” Quote by Leo J. Burke

    • breakfastpop profile image


      8 years ago

      Great hub. Thanks for starting this rainy Monday morning off with a smile.

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      Ign Andy 

      8 years ago from Green Home Office

      All the quotes seems familiar for me though I never heard all of them before. I have two babies 16 months and 4 months, and it's a great to be a father.

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      Melinda, thanks, I appreciate and hope it brought back some wonderful memories :)

    • msorensson profile image


      8 years ago

      This is a great hub. Thank you. It has been so long ago, I have forgotten.

    • Ladybird33 profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fabulous USA

      wolfpack5, how are you? thanks for stopping by and your comment is correct, you haven't lived until you had kids! My best to you :)

      gusripper, how are you? thanks for reading!

      Ultimate Hubber, these are good ones and I loved research them so much! Plus, I just love babies :)

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      Ultimate Hubber 

      8 years ago

      Good ones, a unique idea for quotes. I love quotes and these were some really good ones. :)

    • gusripper profile image


      8 years ago

      I agree to everything.

    • wolfpack5 profile image


      8 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Good morning my Lady, great hub. I tell my friends all the time that you haven't lived until you have kids LOL

      Have a great Sunday my friend :)


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