"Out of the mouths of babes??"......

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   fpherj48posted 10 years ago

   "Out of the mouths of babes??"......
   
   As my son walked his 6 yr old daughter to the school bus, she said, "I like your white pants, Daddy."  He said, "Thanks honey, but they're not white."...She: "What color are they?"            Daddy: "They're khaki.".....she looked at his pants and then up at him and asked, "Oh...like Jake, from State Farm?"
   Please SHARE with us a cute, clever, funny or even shocking comment you've heard from a child......Don't they say the darndest things? (Art Linkletter)
   
   

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   Sunshine625posted 10 years ago

   Smart kid
   Here's my latest...Faith and her two friends were in the kitchen singing a song to Lily. I went to join in on the fun and I barely hit a high note when Faith's 5 year old friend looked at me and said "Step aside Granny, this isn't about you!" LOL! I about peed my pants. Faith picked up on that quickly, so I've heard it a few more times since then. LOL!

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! GF.....that is HILARIOUS!   Just wait....that kid will be a famous comedian one day!   I love it.

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      bethperryposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, my! lol

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   bravewarriorposted 10 years ago

   When my son was a toddler he loved Fred Flintstone. I used to read him a book called, What Makes Fred Say Yabba-Dabba-Do? It had a push button that you'd hit on each page that said yabba-dabba-do. The book was all about things that made Fred happy, such as Dino greeting him at the door, a big brontosaurus burger, etc. At the end of each page, you were prompted to hit Fred's button.
   
   One day, when I'd finished reading to my son I wanted to know if he'd been paying attention so I asked him what makes Fred say "yabba-dabba-do"? His response: The button!

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      HA!  That is a CLASSIC!  You must have known at that moment, you had a genius on your hands!  That's just too precious, Sha.  Can you imagine the little wheels in his head?  "Ah...duh, Mom......ya think I'm stupid or what?  It's the button!" LOL!

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      bravewarriorposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Paula, that's probably exactly what he was thinking! I thought it was a riot. He took me completely by surprise!

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   rutleyposted 10 years ago

   Not thinking anyone was listening, I let a loud one rip.  My three year old grand-daughter chimed in from another room....."Grandma, you're a Miss Farty Pants!"  That would be "Mrs. Farty Pants" to you, I said!

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      oh rutley.....you cracked me up and I laughed at loud at your response.  Your poor grandchildren......LOL!!   That little girl must be a whole lot of fun!

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   tillsontitanposted 10 years ago

   My son-in-law was explaining something to my four year old grandson who turned to his father and said, "not now please.  It really doesn't interest me."

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Tillie....You cannot be serious!   OMG.....4 years old...and he comes outwith a statement  like a Corporate executive!.....LOL!   Kids absolutely surprise and amaze me ...more and more every day!  That is adorable!

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   brakel2posted 10 years ago

   I wrote a true story about my grandkids that got published.   My grandson was furious and said. That is our story, not yours grandma. They were highly insulted.

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure you know it is just a matter of time, Gram, until they realize how lucky and loved they are that Grandma would write a special story about them.  It seems we Grandmas have to wait a bit for them to appreciate the special meaning to so much.

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   MartieCoetserposted 10 years ago

   I tend to be pre-occupied and absent-minded. My granddaughter of 9 diagnosed my disorder and suggested a cure:  "Grandma, you think too much. You should talk more and think less."

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO....Martie, THAT is hilarious! I'm sure you kept the secret to yourself!! I mean about how"sometimes" that's how we women get ourselves in trouble..."thinking less...talking more!"  How precious! Aren't you glad she sees you as a THINKER?  LOL.

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   Just Ask Susanposted 10 years ago

   Oh Paula! It took me awhile to find this picture and then I clued into the fact that I could go to your HubPages profile pages to find it. They're adorable!

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you, Susan!  You will get no argument from Gram Dawg!!

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   Edward J. Palumboposted 10 years ago

   My sister-in-law intended to prepare my nephew for the arrival of a sibling and told him she was carrying a baby. The child, who was about 3 at the time, couldn't see a baby so he asked where it was. My sister-in-law answered, "It's here in mommy's tummy." The lad absorbed that, then asked, "Open your mouth so I can see!"

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...How sweet & innocent toddlers are.  I'm sure his Mom had fun trying to explain that!! Thanks for the chuckle!

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