Finish this sentence; "You know you're a parent of a toddler when________"
#1 - Everything in your house is something to stand on, including your face.
#2 - Somehow, somewhere, you're always sticky.
#3 - A room can be desroyed much faster than you can clean it.
#4 - You come to the conclusion that children exude crumbs.
#5 - You, your clothes, your furniture, any surface can be a snot rag.
#6 - You get more hugs and kisses than ever before.
You catch yourself singing potty training songs while taking a shower.
When you will stand up so they do not sit on you....
When you reach into your coat pocket and pull out a toy -----
When you start to reach and cut someones food, who is not your toddler......
When your idea of eating out is going to McDonalds......
by thaivalentine6 years ago
without the obvious food, shower, brushing your teeth, etc.Mine is giving my dog a hug:)
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I Don't understand why... (Finish this sentence)We all have situations in life that we don’t understand, yet we keep moving through life. Talk about something you don’t understand. Mind you, that your question...
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