What is the funniest thing you've ever heard a child say?
I want to add a fourth addition to my Kids Say and Do the Funniest Sh*t hubs, so I want to hear your stories!
My two sons! It started with the older one he was about five years old or so and he looked at me one day while we were relaxing and having family time and told me I am going to marry you mom because I Love You and you are so nice ,well after my second son was born he told me the same thing and the thing is he didn't even know that his brother said the same words to me )
My daughter waking up my infant son asking him if he was awake.
My children telling me the most exciting thing that happened to them that day was crossing the big street with Papa, who walked them home because he forgot a car seat to pick up the kids.
My son whispering to a friend I wasn't pregnant but fat, and his friend replies in screech fat is a bad word, your mommy isn't fat, she's fluffy, that's what my mom says.
Having to ask my preschool son, "At what point when you were taking apart the school weather station did you remember when we told you not to touch it?"
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