Your mission: to feed four very hungry people. Your only ingredients are:
1 large box of shredded wheat, 1 20 oz. can of strawberries, 1 squeeze bottle of mustard, 1 12 oz. can pickled pigs feet, 1 large can of brewing coffee, 1 large onion, 1 12 oz. bottle of beer, 1 4 oz. bottle of honey, 1 10 oz. carton of sour cream, 2 apples, 8 oz. of butter, all the ground salt, ground pepper and ground ginger you can get your hands on. You also have a fully equipped kitchen, with utensils, pots, pans, water and cooking oil at your disposal. What meal do you come up with?
First I would crush up finely the shredded wheat and then mix with soften butter to line a pan like you would a graham cracker crust. Cut apples and strawberries into bit size pieces and mix with half the honey then spread on top of the shredded wheat crust and bake.
After brewing a pot of coffee (minus one cup....cause I am gonna need to drink that) I would throw into a crock pot the coffee, pigs feet (after drained) and 1/4 cup of mustard along with ginger, salt and pepper and cook on low for a few hours. Just before serving up...dab a little sour cream on top!
The beer, I would pop the top and enjoy with the meal....after all I worked hard on this one!