Who's got fresh eggs?

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  1. georgethegent profile image60
    georgethegentposted 6 years ago

    You need fresh eggs for breakfast at christmas and so far no-one has admitted having any in their kitchen yet. Perhaps it's because they don't want to fry them today or perhaps it's because they're downright mean but surely someone will admit to having some eggs, please???

    1. lobobrandon profile image88
      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Haha hope you get some eggs smile
      Or better still ask a hen!! Have cake instead (it's got egg big_smile)

    2. EuroCafeAuLait profile image84
      EuroCafeAuLaitposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      My husband has fresh eggs!  He is bringing them  home in a bit.  I think he has hidden them in his coat...Sure hope he doesn't break them!

  2. Pearldiver profile image80
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Yours sound a bit Cracked mate... big_smile
    Or is it just the end of the bottle? sad

    Happy Hangover - It must be cold and windy up there in the chicken coup! big_smile

    1. lobobrandon profile image88
      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Haha tonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue
      Good one

  3. georgethegent profile image60
    georgethegentposted 6 years ago

    Ask a hen? Ask a bloomin' hen when it's gusting 90 outside? Christmas has just blown away!!!

    1. lobobrandon profile image88
      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      haha big_smile
      Sorry, but there's no other option. I did mention have cake or something else. Christmas is a special day - have something special smile

  4. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    cake and bacon - the order of the day!  (not my idea, btw)

  5. EuroCafeAuLait profile image84
    EuroCafeAuLaitposted 6 years ago

    I like your photo, mega1, ala Grinch... remember?  lol

  6. donotfear profile image89
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    I have fresh eggs right outta the chicken's butt!

    http://www.supercoloring.com/wp-content/thumbnail/2009_01/chicken-have-an-egg-coloring-page.gif

  7. donotfear profile image89
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    Ever hear the term 'cage free'?  It means finding chicken poop on your carport, breezeway and front porch, as well as in your dogs dish.
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UlKbCkm5HtA/TZ0bfEonjII/AAAAAAAACgE/yXEqzoqQBUU/s1600/DSC_9585.JPG

    It means a mass stampede when you walk into the yard with anything in your hand..

  8. georgethegent profile image60
    georgethegentposted 6 years ago

    Oh, those hens have just made me hungry donotfear!!!

 
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