"Related Searches" Scandal: Why Is HubPages still SILENT?

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   God is in kitchn2posted 10 years ago

   HubPages' staffs seem reluctant to come to the forums.
   
   "Request to HP STAFF to address the RS Ads Issue"
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/114217#post2430205
   
   
   
   Silence is Golden. . .
   
   The "Related Seaches" Scandal continues...

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   Will Apseposted 10 years ago

   TPTB?
   
   Is that Terror Ports of the Tetra Babinsacs?

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   God is in kitchn2posted 10 years ago

   This is TPTB. . .
   
   
   "Of course, Simone's hints earlier in this thread (that the site is struggling to find the money for QAP) might have been misleading. Those ads might be funding the staff's taste in fast cars. Then I could get outraged and envious at the same time."
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/post/2393831
   
   
   
   
   (I know the troll will ask further clarifications. Mr. Will Apse, er, the CEO & God of 'Terror Ports of the Tetra Babinsacs, continue'. Lol.)

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      Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I am sorry to be so bothersome but it is so important that I speak to the person with the Tetra Babinsacs.
      
      Could you help me?

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         This is why you're only a lowly 94.

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            Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            The God of the Terror Ports of the Tetra Babinsacs will help me. He is like terrier. You send him in hole. He always come up with rat.

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               Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

               He's skeerd of me.

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                  Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  The true God of the Tetra Babinsacs ain't afraid of no thing. He certainly ain't afraid of no girl.
                  
                  By the way, my low score seems to pique your interest in ways that I do not understand.

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                     Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                     lol... you don't have a low score. It's just 4 pts lower than mine thereby being the only thing I have to cruelly mock you with.

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                        Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                        I thought you just liked slumming...
                        
                        I am off to find a very ancient stone.

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                           Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                           Good luck with that.

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                              Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                              I have a theory.
                              
                              My theory is that if I leave a rock in one of the troll's threads, it will evolve legs and arms to escape the hellish tedium.
                              
                              So this is the rock:
                              
                              
                              
                              I will be back...

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   So I googled tetra... whatever... and this is what I came up with as the number one google search.
   
   "Related Searches" Scandal: Why Is HubPages still SILENT?
   hubpages.com › ... › HubPages Tutorials and Community › Discussions‎
   2 hours ago - replymore →reportpermalink · Will Apse profile image 94. Will Apseposted 32 minutes ago. TPTB? Is that Terror Ports of the Tetra Babinsacs?
   
   
   Your hubber score is being advertised across google.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Now you've done it.

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   God is in kitchn2posted 10 years ago

   "I do not like HP using key words from my hubs this way....I feel my name is on the article and I do not want to be associated with the deceptive practice. It would annoy me as a reader to be sent on this wild goose chase.
   
   So thanks for starting the thread on our behalf......hopefully, HP is thinking about the impact of the "related searches' and will answer in their own time. Sometimes a little noise is a necessity for change."
   
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/post/2430212

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   God is in kitchn2posted 10 years ago

   "The only reason left to write on HP, is that it is a powerful platform and can get you views.
   
   Well, it is a lot less powerful than it used to be.
   
   To be honest, Blogspot is just as good.
   
   Major difference is, you don't need to split earnings.
   
   And no-one puts unrelated RS links on your posts to lure visitors away."
   
   
   http://hubpages.com/forum/post/2430366

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   When I don't like a business or establishment... I leave.

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   Will Apseposted 10 years ago

   

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    Beth37posted 10 years ago

    Nice rock.

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    Will Apseposted 10 years ago

    

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    Beth37posted 10 years ago

    You have a gift with rocks.

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       Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       It is happening more quickly than I imagined.
       
       This thread is obviously exerting an immense evolutionary pressure on this previously lifeless rock.
       
       Sheer desperation is forcing it to bend the laws of God and Science and Cooking.

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          Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          I like soup.

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             Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

             An uncontroversial preference.
             
             But what is worrying me is that the rock is gone.
             
             Brought to life in a pointless thread, driven crazy by boredom and now running wild who knows where?
             
             We bear a heavy responsibility...

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    Beth37posted 10 years ago

    Maybe if you posted smaller rocks... say a pebble maybe, our burdens would be lighter... you wouldn't have thought of that though, being a 94.

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       wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Huh!  What would a puny 98 know of such weighty matters?

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          Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Curse you and your additional point of superiority!

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    FatFreddysCatposted 10 years ago

    I don't understand this thread at all.
    
    ...but "Tetra Babinsacs" would be a FABULOUS name for a band.

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       Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       I can see clearly now. This is not the true God of the Tetra Babinsacs. It is the false god of the Uno Babinsac.
       
       Disappointing....

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          Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          If you don't change your tone, they're going to move this thread to the religious section.

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    ThompsonPenposted 10 years ago

    Oh good! I thought I was the only one - on both fronts lol

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    Will Apseposted 10 years ago

    Isn't it your national holiday today? Shouldn't you be eating hotdogs and rounding up English people to burn?

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       I worked tonight. Just got off a bit ago... besides I burned a bunch of English ppl yesterday.

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          Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Excellent. Chores done, you can go right ahead and enjoy the junk food and third degree burns!

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             Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

             Jealous.

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    Will Apseposted 10 years ago

    Maybe, a little. Monsoon and flood season where I am. No fireworks for anyone for a while...

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Make your own... (awink)

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       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       Today we are both 94's. You can't tell me you don't believe there is a God.

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