Strange or Odd Sayings Game

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    He's studying to be a half-wit, and I'm afraid he ain't gonna make it!

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    pert near beer thirty

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    Six of one and half a dozen of the other

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    He's a couple of french fries short of a happymeal!

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      k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    He's like a blister he doesn't show up till the work's all done!

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      Don't dig up more snakes than you can kill.

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      Don't get all het up about it!

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      Like a dog on heat!

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      The bread ain't done!

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      The elevator don't go to the top!

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      Best thing since sliced bread

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      drej2522posted 14 years ago

      (with a southern twang) if it's works, don't fix it!

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        A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Try this

        If it ain't broke dont fix it!

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          drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          hrmm...yesss...same same

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          1. k@ri profile image83
            k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            that's the way it goes...at least when I heard it...maybe it's a regional thing smile

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      Up the apples and pears

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      I'm fixin to!

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        k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!  I had an English friend in NM who would yell at me every time I said this near her son...  big_smile

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          A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          The boy had to learn the local dialect somehow.

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            k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            hehehe...not if his mom could help it!

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              A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Women, you cant make em happy and you cant shoot em!

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      Fancy a ruby murray?

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      k@riposted 14 years ago

      sorry doesn't cut the mustard

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      Whats a rednecks last words?

      Hey y'all, watch this!

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    13. k@ri profile image83
      k@riposted 14 years ago

      a few bricks shy of a full load

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        A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Along the same lines

        He's got a big hole in his screen door!

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      all on my Jack Jones

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      "She's got the jack"


      AC/DC

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      k@riposted 14 years ago

      better lucky than good

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      sophsposted 14 years ago

      Bent as a nine bob note

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      A Texanposted 14 years ago

      She got whipped with an ugly stick.

      If she is real ugly

      They didn't just whoop you with an ugly stick they used the whole damn forest!

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      europewalkerposted 14 years ago

      That dog don't hunt

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      europewalkerposted 14 years ago

      Too little Too late

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    21. Sa Toya profile image82
      Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

      it takes two to tango

      mutton dressed as lamb

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      Green Lotusposted 14 years ago

      I'm running out of nice.

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      lorlie6posted 14 years ago

      It is warmer in the summer than it is in the mountains.  (I think this is an actual Zen saying.)

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

      I didn't bump my head when I fell off the turnip truck!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

      Haven't got the brains to pour poop out of boot!

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    26. Rafini profile image82
      Rafiniposted 14 years ago

      all's well that ends well


      never you mind

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

      Slower than a granny with a mess in her pants.

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    28. Sa Toya profile image82
      Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

      made a meal out of that

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    29. Green Lotus profile image60
      Green Lotusposted 14 years ago

      If opportunity doesn't knock..built a door.
      Milton Berle

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    30. Sa Toya profile image82
      Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

      wolf in sheep's clothing....

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      ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

      It's always the plane, and never the pilot....

      I was left hung out to dry

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

      Never look a gift horse in the mouth..

      i always thought it was strange to hear it said alot as a kid, grandma had a horse, it never gave gifts..as a kid I just did not get it..lmfao ( I was probly 4 or 5 when I thought that about the horse )

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

      Up S$$t creek without a paddle...

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

      Dumber than a box of rocks...

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

      Why ride the short bus when you can drive it ...????

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