Not sure if it's a game but I'll try and make it one.Any saying you know that's weird post it.Rule no more than 2 per post Odd sayings like:Over the moonPeas in a Pod
Rooster in the hen house.
pull my finger
Chickens in the tree.My sister says it...I think its a real one
here's a quarter, call someone who cares
Knee high on a grasshopper. What does that mean anyway? Anyone?
I think it is "knee high TO a grasshopper"-- meaning quite short or small.
Thanks for the answer Rochelle so someones knee is as high as a grasshopper?
maybe-- but I thought it was someone as tall as a grasshopper's knee.
It's knee high to a grasshopper
Back when Hector was a pup.
it's good luck to pull the finger of the farting buddha!
as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roofslick as a whistle
Itchy hand palms means you're coming into moneyWere your ears burning? (Someone talking about you)
that doesn't change the price in sugar in China...my teacher said this in school alotWhat it means... tip of the iceberg
what goes around comes around
breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck
Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.A snowballs chance in hell.
Shove it up your A$S!
Here's mud in your eye
'How long is a piece of string'? My mum always used to say this when I asked something she didn't know the answer to :s
'The ball is in your court' I don't have a ball or a court!! Arggghhh!!
stupid is as stupid does!
'At the end of the day.....'I hate this one! lol
Or how about this crapper?Someone asks, "What day is it?"Response, "Tuesday...Alllll day."(yack)
Haha I havn't heard that one for a while, I wonder who thought of all these strange sayings
Oh, it's England's fault, for sure!
(winks) I love England!
oh, I lived there for 2 years...had a good time.
OOhhhhhh yes I read the hub
That is probably true. Shakespeare is responsible for more cliches than any other author. Of course , they were original phrases with him.-- just so good that they were repeated forever. Oh well, All's well that ends well.
That girl could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" "a golf ball through a garden hose!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!
Haha! I like this, I've never heard this one before
The proof is in the puddingdon't look a gift horse in the mouth
Dont get above your raising!Or as we say in TexasDon't get above your damn raisin,Boy!End everything with boy or gotdamn and you might be a real Texan!
He's so ugly he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine.
All hat and no cattle!
All fur coat and no knickers!
even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes
Big as hell and half of Texas!
He's so dumb he couldn't poor piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel!
I love this one!
This ain't my first rodeo!
hehehe...also, it's not my first time around the block
If dumb was a sport you would be a gold medalist!
I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut!I gotta million of em!
Sweating like a virgin at a prison rodeo!
I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.
I'm in high cotton!
Beat you like a red headed step child!No offense to the red heads intended.
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
We're up to our asses in alligators
A game that ends in a tie is like kissing your sister.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.Ooo I like that one Ron.
Its hog killing weather!That would be cold to you Yankees!
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
Give a dog a bad name
Every man is born free and equal. If he gets married, that's his fault!
ain't it the truth
How's mom and them?
Colder than a witch's tit.Hotter than a whore's ass on dollar day.
If the cap fits
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