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Super Chick Sisters: Online Free Chicken Game

Updated on November 30, 2012

Welcome to Super Chick Sisters

Online chicken activism merges with 1970's graphics in this free online chicken game. It's free to play, but expect to accidentally learn salient facts regarding the hidden world of tasty chicken products. Subtle messages interweave with challenging challenges and puzzles to create a virtual world of chicken-saving and syntho-pop tunes left over from 11th grade electronic music class.

It's all fun and games until the horrible truth about chicken sandwiches emerges. Your job is to traverse scrolling mazes while defeating eerily familiar avatars. Hopefully, rescuing a fading B-list celebrity from the clutches of Big Chicken will be your reward. It could happen, and it does happen here..

It's real and it's here. Deal with it.
It's real and it's here. Deal with it. | Source

How did we get here?

Like any good free online chicken game, a backstory must be presented. Suspend belief for a little while. Playing this game does not require turning away from everything you know to be true, like voting for Ron Paul, but it would help to ignore reality for just a little while.

Three Super Chick Sisters are extant. They hang out, they munch on fresh veggies. They wear natural fibers. They are called Nugget, Chickette, and Pamela Anderson. One would posit that the name 'Nugget' is culturally insensitive, given that such items are the end product of chicken processing. Perhaps they have a cousin named 'Barbie-Q'. One wonders if the family name is Bucket.

In this world without rules, Super Chick Pamela Anderson finds herself kidnapped by Big Chicken. Ostensibly evil food processing conglomerates conspired to spirit her into the foul world of fowl processing. Your job seems to be a rescue mission. Evidently The A Team van is stuck in the McDonald's drive-through.

Expect to be faced with salient facts.
Expect to be faced with salient facts. | Source

Watch out for knowledge

Guide your avatar through the Super Chick world. Be prepared for a frontal assault of logic and reason. It's fun interlaced with facts. Did you know that a chicken must be killed before we can eat it? Had you any clue that perhaps a chicken processing plant might not be analogous to a tiptoe through the tulips? Evidently they don't grow them in bite-sized pieces.

Free online chicken games were never like this.
Free online chicken games were never like this. | Source

There will be politics

We didn't learn plumbing from the Mario Brothers. Perhaps the finer points of traffic control were absorbed through hours of playing Frogger. Super Chick Sisters transforms online free chicken game subtlety into real-world politics. You can't play the game without feeling transformed. No longer will you be able to download a free chicken sandwich coupon without a twinge of ickiness.

How fun is this?
How fun is this? | Source

Subtlety takes a holiday

Sometimes we simply crave a little 2D scrolling and tedious background music. We want to dodge virtual dangers while accumulating points toward a fleeting high score. It's an escape. The left/right/up/down arrow keys bring back memories of feeding quarters into arcade games at the bowling alley. Subtexts of chicken cruelty are unexpected. Blatant animal abuse aphorisms tend to suck the fun out of the virtual world.

Your reward is no high score.
Your reward is no high score.

The saddest part

Work your fingers until they bleed, but don't expect to be memorialized in the pantheon of free online chicken game high scores. Big Chicken hacked into the database and took down the server. Evil computer geniuses (there are evil computers?) on the payroll of the military-industrial chicken complex have prevented you from seeing your hard work juxtaposed with the successes of fellow gamers.

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    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      5 years ago from Ohio, USA

      This is actually a pretty good game.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj : Thank you for your kind words. No one can have too many free online chicken games.

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      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      Still chuckling, nicomp, over their 'family name is Bucket.' Thanks for this addition to my ever-growing collection of 'chicken' games.

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