If he builds it, they will come ... mainly to laugh! Can you decipher the anagrams below without breaking anything?
We wanted to build a jungle gym for our 5 year old and his playmates, so we called a carpenter. We wanted it made of wood and plastic, so we should have had a clue when he asked for his BROW CLOTH. Things went downhill after that. He didn't know how to use the CRUCIAL WARS, and we got a little worried when he shouted, "I SAW CHAN!" This was followed by "I need my WEB ATLAS." Later he went back to his truck for some LOGIC SPRINKLE. As you can guess, the result was less than ideal. "You're outta here!" shouted my husband, brandishing his CAR BROW.
BROW CLOTH=BLOW TORCH (This is the first one; see if you can do the rest!)