hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line you heard? please respond!
"Hi I just shit my pants, can I have your number?"
"Do you come here often." Has to be the worst pick up line of all, but it is making a return, because it's obvious to everyone now that it's a joke. No one would seriously use it. Would they?
If I told you, you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
the video is hilarious...
Hi Ms. Helen, thats a beaten pick up line lol
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
sappy for me lolol
Walking up from behind....
"Oh, you've got something on your back, let me help you brush it off"
and of course I have to politely say thank you, while I'm wondering in my mind, how it really got there. lol
Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Poppa blues, are these pick up lines youve used? errr
I thought the thread siad...laides?
anyway, I have to say, Ive never been picked up. No one has ever used a pick up line on me, that I know of.
LOL! Those are the bad ones! You wouldn't expect them to work but sometimes you'll get a smile from them and other times just told to get lost creep! How about this one:
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
ok, so you heard it or tried to use it?
Somebody said it to me!
He might have been a little drunk.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!! good one!!
the one time I ever went out..
I got, do you have a boyfriend? then he tried to kiss me and fell over..maybe he was leeetle drunk?
When a guy grabs his b*lls and asks, "You want a piece of me?"
Why cant you live closer to me?
OMG thats tooooo funny!!!!
Women love a compliment, right? LOL! Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
One guy to another, as they watched the girl in front of them walk: "Her ass is finer than a new set of snow tires!"
Whats wrong with that? Thats how I got my fifth wife!
Oh I thought it was "How would you like to be my next ex wife?" LOL
These are hilareous! Especially yours Poppa Blues haha Where u getting them from?! If anyone ever used them on me I'd just burst into laughter!!
your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night~~~~~~ :
I couldn't believe anyone would actually really use that line, but a man did and it didn't work.
by derwin2k 7 years ago
hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line
by cindybarrymore 7 years ago
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