hey ladies- what is the worst pickup line

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   derwin2kposted 13 years ago

   hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line you heard? please respond!

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      Blogging Erikaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      "You seen this yet?"  At which point he unzipped and whipped it out.  At a crowded bar.  I am totally not kidding.

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   EYES CHAMbERSposted 13 years ago

   "Oh, i'm just tryin' to get at you."

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   Pr0metheusposted 13 years ago

   "Hi I just shit my pants, can I have your number?"
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU
   
   FUNNY video

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   Helen Caterposted 13 years ago

   "Do you come here often." Has to be the worst pick up line of all, but it is making a return, because it's obvious to everyone now that it's a joke. No one would seriously use it. Would they?

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      Sean Leongposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Saying "Do you come here often?" is just like saying "How are you doing?".

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   Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

   If I told you, you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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   prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

   the video is hilarious...
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kbAsU
   
   Hi Ms. Helen, thats a beaten pick up line lol
   
   "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
   
   sappy for me lolol

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   Lady_Eposted 13 years ago

   Walking up from behind....
   
   "Oh, you've got something on your back, let me help you brush it off"
   
   and of course I have to politely say thank you, while I'm wondering in my mind, how it really got there. lol

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   Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

   Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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   Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

   I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey poppa, u're beginning to sound like an expert at this!

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    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    Poppa blues, are these pick up lines youve used? errr
    I thought the thread siad...laides?
    
    anyway, I have to say, Ive never been picked up. No one has ever used a pick up line on me, that I know of.

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    Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

    LOL! Those are the bad ones! You wouldn't expect them to work but sometimes you'll get a smile from them and other times just told to get lost creep! How about this one:
    
    Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Im so sure if anyone said any of those cliche pickups to me, I would laugh a littel. But, Im married now, so they wouldnt get anywhere!!
       My husbad used on other laides, before me..
       "Do you have any Italian in you?"
       "want some?"

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    lrohnerposted 13 years ago

    "Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    If you were a company would you be open to a takeover?
    
    

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       WHAT!!??
       ok, so you heard it or tried to use it?

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          Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Somebody said it to me!
          
          He might have been a little drunk.

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             Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             HAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!! good one!!
             the one time I ever went out..
             I got, do you have a boyfriend? then he tried to kiss me and fell over..maybe he was leeetle drunk?

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                Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                
                
                
                It's clear he was knocked out by your beauty Justine.

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                   Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   or my sulphur breath....

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                      Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      

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    Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

    When a guy grabs his b*lls and asks, "You want a piece of me?"

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       STOP IT!!!!!
       Why cant you live closer to me?
       OMG thats tooooo funny!!!!

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          Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Twasn't funny at the moment.

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             Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Oh, sorry. But, wow. You gotta laugh now? so not a pick up line...

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                Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                On here I can laugh about it...

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    Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

    Women love a compliment, right? LOL! Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

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    Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

    One guy to another, as they watched the girl in front of them walk:  "Her ass is finer than a new set of snow tires!"

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    Wendi Mposted 13 years ago

    How would you like to become my 7th wife?

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       A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Whats wrong with that? Thats how I got my fifth wife!

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          Wendi Mposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That would've made a total of 11 marriages between the 2 of us.

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       Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's horrible!   
       
       Love your new picture.

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          Wendi Mposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thank you Ivorwen.
          
          It's been kind of gloomy out lately, and that picture reminds me of sunshine!

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       Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh I thought it was "How would you like to be my next ex wife?" LOL

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          Wendi Mposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yup, that one makes more sense to me...I can relate to that one!

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    DaniellaWoodposted 13 years ago

    These are hilareous! Especially yours Poppa Blues haha Where u getting them from?! If anyone ever used them on me I'd just burst into laughter!!

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night~~~~~~  :
    
    I couldn't believe anyone would actually really use that line, but a man did and it didn't work.

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