Favorite cheesy pick-up line?

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  1. iviskei profile image76
    iviskeiposted 6 years ago

    What is your favorite cheesy pick-up line? Mine is, "Excuse me miss, I think you dropped something....your smile." While the guy does this he is supposed to pretend to pick something up off the floor then lightly touch her chin for the last part.

    1. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      How many men have told you, " You have the most beautiful blue eyes?"
      Seriously!!!!?

      My dad told me that when I was 5. tongue

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image77
        Mikel G Robertsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        2.


        I think they were lying though...my eyes are brown.... hmm

  2. Journey * profile image87
    Journey *posted 6 years ago

    How about this one: "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Why do you keep staring at me, have I slept with you?

      1. Rosie2010 profile image73
        Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol that is so funny, Hollie

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Got my attention and made me laugh, too. Mission accomplished, not quite. lol

    2. Rosie2010 profile image73
      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Aww, Journey, so sweet

  3. iviskei profile image76
    iviskeiposted 6 years ago

    Those are great! xD

  4. LeanMan profile image88
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Wet the tip of your finger and touch it your victims sleeve whilst saying " why don't you come back to my place and change out of those wet things.."


    Is victim the right word to use?? lol

    1. MDonaldson profile image55
      MDonaldsonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Pizza and a F$%k?? Actually I already had pizza today.

  5. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I love this one...

    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

  6. Mikel G Roberts profile image77
    Mikel G Robertsposted 6 years ago

    "I'll have two please."

 
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