The Little Blue Pill

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   L. Andrew Marrposted 14 years ago

   It gets to a certain point in life
   When only that little blue pill can make you happy.
   
   Read into this what you will.
   
   
   Luke.

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      Himitsu Shugishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like to think that what that little pill could lead to makes you happy, but hey, whatever. Cheers to happiness!!

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So your saying that the only thing in life which brings happiness is sex? And that at one stage in your life, Viagra is therefore your only hope of happiness?
      
      Sorry but I disagree completely, most people are not this shallow. What about the offspring that you produce long before Viagra is needed? People take most pleasure in helping and loving their children, something which I am sure you find difficult to appreciate at 18 years of age and living at home....

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         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Can't you see the irony ?

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            ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            No guess it has gone over my head.... I already take a lot more from life for sex to be important to me in the slightest.... viagra is for people that believe it is the be all and end all. Sex is overated....

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               tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Yes, until you are about 60,and your friend doesn't work anymore !
               

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               Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Sex is a natural thing, doesn't have to be everything though.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah ! that's your future
      

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   edguiderposted 14 years ago

   Not sure if I understand this post but I get the hint...

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   I prefer the little pink pills and yes they make me happy

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

   "Sex is overated...."
   
   Until you've actually experienced it.

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What do you want, a video? I would bet my bottom dollar on having had more sex than you.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         OK,you're on. We need to define the wager.  Is it simply the greater number of encounters?  Do you have to reach orgasm for it to count? Can the statistics include inter-species events?

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            ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yes the greatest number of encounters, to make it fair for you I will allow you to count rendezvous with all species of animal, and even your friend the right handed sock puppet.....
            
            

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   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   I can't believe you two are wagering on this   Can I count in? I definetly win
   
   I lost count at about 150 for different partners, can't count frequency with different partners, that would be silly and not possible, if you want to get into variety well... maybe TOS might get involved

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We need to set the ground rules.  I think "self-gratification" should be excluded.

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         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         HAHA self-gratification?  I can't count that high!!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe Bill Clinton can weigh in?

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well you beat me, but surely we should lose points for STDs?

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         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Never had one.

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            ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            A test?

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               Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Probably had more tests than you have had sex partners

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                  ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  You probably have, I never claimed a great number of sexual partners! You probably have more fingers on one hand than I have had sexual partners! Its just that they follow me around for years aftwerwards.

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                     XTASISposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     time to be on the move, kid !!

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                     A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     You shouldn't steal from them!

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                  A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Thats funny

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   and I was thinking he was talking about the Matrix. neal.

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   K Partinposted 14 years ago

   No little blue pill for me yet! Doing good and going strong!! "Knock on a Woody" oops I mean WOOD!

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   Bovine Currencyposted 14 years ago

   Hard work being a player hey ryankett   Don't worry champ, I didn't get laid till I was 18.  Not 27 yet, so there's hope yet

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dude I lost my 'V' plates at 16..... and I am 24..... but I believe in fidelity.... and have been in two long term relationships; one for 2.5 years and one for 3 years..... Although granted that leaves about 2 and a half years of severe drought! Not really sure what happened there. Hey, at least Im not a religious freak hey? I would have to marry one of the damn things to get my end away.......

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         Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Good for you ryan.  I thought you might have been a bitter younger, just by your profile photo.  You probably have the right idea.  You are probably really normal.  I have lived a life of wierd wonders.  We are all different, makes the world an interesting place

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