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Funniest Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

Updated on August 9, 2015
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Jeannie has been writing for HubPages for over 5 years. She covers a wide variety of topics—anything from hamsters to office work.

Why Be Boring?

Valentine's Day is coming soon and, like usual, my advice to anyone shopping for the holiday is why go with boring gifts? Valentine's Day does not have to be some sappy, sentimental holiday. Let's be honest, no one really knows why we have to celebrate it in the first place. It is basically a gimmick so Hallmark and Russell Stover can make some money. But for some reason, since society seems to buy into the holiday, we all end up celebrating it. So instead of being boring this year, how about buying funny Valentine's Day gifts for your loved ones?

It doesn't matter if you are single, sort of dating, in a friends with benefits situation, in a relationship, or even married, there is still probably someone or even a number of people you buy Valentine's Day presents for each year. This year, you should do something fun. You can buy hilarious gifts for everyone on your list. Perhaps you want to send a funny message to someone you love. Maybe you care about someone more than you'd like to admit, so a wacky gift is a good way to say you care without saying too much. You could also decide to buy a gift to cheer up a single friend. There are many reasons to give a funny gift to someone for Valentine's Day, so let's explore some options.

Sexy Coupon Books

You can view sexy coupon books two ways: 1) actually sexy, or 2) funny, but cute. Either way, it you are having a hard time finding the perfect gift for the man or woman in your life that has everything, sexy coupon books might be your answer. With cute coupons like, "This coupon entitles you to a romantic dinner and I'll be the dessert," who wouldn't find the humor (and thoughtfulness) in that? Buy a nice card and candy to go along with this, and you are in for a fun night with that special someone.

Chocolate Footballs

Has your man been ignoring you all football season? For that matter, has your woman been ignoring you for the entire football season? What better way to say, "I care, yet I've been neglected for too long," than buying some chocolate footballs for Valentine's Day? If you are the unforgiving type, something tells me this is all the football fan in your life is going to receive for Valentine's Day. However, if you are dating an obsessed fan, he or she probably won't even notice the secret resentment behind this gift. Happy Valentine's Day!

Fuzzy Handcuffs

Nothing gets the party started faster than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Regular handcuffs reminds everyone of criminal activity. Fuzzy handcuffs say either wacky or sexy fun. Either way, it is bound to be a great Valentine's Day gift for your that special someone in your life. Just remember... this is the best gift for a significant other; it is not so much the type of gift that Grandma will appreciate.

His and Her Pillowcases

His and her couple pillowcases are cute and funny at the same time. They are an excellent Valentine's Day gift, wedding gift, or anniversary gift. You don't even need to give these pillowcases as a gift to your significant other. These make great gifts for other couples in your life. They are adorable and lighthearted. Forget about the sappy or practical gifts couples get all the time. No one really wants a toaster as a wedding gift! Instead, his and her pillowcases are a useful and funny gift idea.

I Love You Egg Shaper

Oh yes, when I think romance, I think heart shaped egg! If you are looking for a fun gift for Valentine's Day that no one could possibly anticipate receiving, look no further. For the chef in your life, you can buy the I Love You Egg Shaper. Maybe you care about someone that does not cook, but you still want them to have a cute, heart shaped egg. You can buy this egg shaper and then make a heart shaped egg for the person you love. What a great way to start breakfast on Valentine's Day!

Wacky Stuffed Animals

Some people just love stuffed animals. For those people, a perfect Valentine's Day present is a fluffy stuffed animal. Of course, who needs a boring teddy bear this year? Why not really go for something different and funny? How about a Valentine's Day monkey or a Valentine's Day cow? These presents are cute, original, and funny.

The best thing about giving a stuffed animal as a gift is it does not necessarily suggest anything. You can give a stuffed animal to a child, your best friend, or a girlfriend. Wacky stuffed animals are awesome Valentine's Day gifts for anyone and everyone.

The Booty Pillow

As a wise man once said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" Well, it was Sir Mix-A-Lot, but nonetheless, some men are really into big butts. For the man in your life that is a big fan of the rear end, here is the perfect product for him. Believe it or not, the Booty Pillow is an actual product that can be purchased. If you don't believe me, watch the infomercial below. While you are at it, you might want to call the number listed so you can buy that perfect funny Valentine's Day gift.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Booty Pillow

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  • Sana Ratio profile image

    Sana R 4 years ago from Reading, England

    Everyone chooses different ways to surprise their spouse with different Valentine's Day gifts. Your main focus should on your partners choice and should know what he/she likes.

    In this hub I found some creative good ides. Thanks

  • Jeannieinabottle profile image

    Jeannie InABottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    For Valentine's Day, I tried to keep it cute and funny. Nothing too terribly hardcore either. :-) I am glad you enjoyed the hub. Thanks for reading!

  • samanthasernitt profile image

    samanthasernitt 5 years ago from Seattle

    these gifts are more like cute than funny for me =)

    great gift ideas though and they are pretty affordable!

  • tonks814 profile image

    tonks814 5 years ago from United States

    the booty pillow is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. :)

  • Jeannieinabottle profile image

    Jeannie InABottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    I am glad you liked it. I tried to include funny gifts that could be sort of romantic at the same time. I think I need to write a generic funny gifts hub though... I found some other crazy stuff while creating this one. Thanks for dropping by!

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    nityanandagaurang 5 years ago

    very innovative funny tips Jeannieinabottle for valentine will make valentine memorable expeerience.