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eCard Greetings Part 2

Updated on June 26, 2010

eCard Greetings to you!

Didja enjoy eCard Greetings Part One? If so, this should prove to be a huge disappointment. Next time an eCard becomes necessary, pop in one of our free eCard Greetings limericks. Take full credit or blame it on nicomp; it's all good.

eCard Greetings, Part 2

A penurious fellow online
Went surfing for greetings sublime.
He typed in 'eCard'
'cause rhyming is hard.
Now HubPages is his lifeline.

eCard Greetings

There once was a lady from Kent
Whose greeting card money was spent.
She penned heartfelt limericks,
chose digital gimmicks,
clicked 'save', and her eCards were sent.

Yet another eCard Greeting

A lazy lad forgot his Mom
and realized his lead time was gone.
He needed a card,
from home he'd be barred.
He was saved by eCard and coupon.

eCard Greetings from the Interweb!
eCard Greetings from the Interweb!

eCards Greetings continue unabated

The Internet offers support
For those who have love to purport.
You type an address,
Be accurate, don't guess.
Once sent, your eCard can't abort.

eCard Greetings Just Keep on Coming

A cute little animal pleases.
The tension, it actually eases.
A bear or a deer,
Will always endear,
And bring a smile to your main squeezes.

The eCard hits just keep on coming

"Dear darling", I type from the keyboard,
my rhyming is certainly awkward.
"I wish you good cheer",
"eCards, not cashmere",
they read like Hallmark, but no cardboard.

One more eCard Greeting

When work takes up all of your hours,
and no time is left to buy flowers,
Just pick up your mouse
And eCard your spouse.
Avoiding the death stares and glowers.


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    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      nocomp - "in good stead you have stood"? Bravo!!!

    • dallas93444 profile image

      Dallas W Thompson 7 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

      Not a poet

      I know it

      I am stoic

      I'm not heroic

      I'll stow it

      Such a twit

      To do it...

    • nicomp profile image

      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA


      The Doc makes me look really good,

      my hubs seem to be understood.

      Doc wades through my stuff,

      Should be more than enough,

      Somehow in good stead I have stood.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      Nicomp's e-cards are always auspicious,

      His rhyming scheme downright delicious,

      All day and all night, he continues to write,

      Never vicious, pernicious or officious.