eCard Greetings Part 2

Didja enjoy eCard Greetings Part One? If so, this should prove to be a huge disappointment. Next time an eCard becomes necessary, pop in one of our free eCard Greetings limericks. Take full credit or blame it on nicomp; it's all good.

A penurious fellow online
Went surfing for greetings sublime.
He typed in 'eCard'
'cause rhyming is hard.
Now HubPages is his lifeline.

There once was a lady from Kent
Whose greeting card money was spent.
She penned heartfelt limericks,
chose digital gimmicks,
clicked 'save', and her eCards were sent.

A lazy lad forgot his Mom
and realized his lead time was gone.
He needed a card,
from home he'd be barred.
He was saved by eCard and coupon.

The Internet offers support
For those who have love to purport.
You type an address,
Be accurate, don't guess.
Once sent, your eCard can't abort.

A cute little animal pleases.
The tension, it actually eases.
A bear or a deer,
Will always endear,
And bring a smile to your main squeezes.

"Dear darling", I type from the keyboard,
my rhyming is certainly awkward.
"I wish you good cheer",
"eCards, not cashmere",
they read like Hallmark, but no cardboard.

When work takes up all of your hours,
and no time is left to buy flowers,
Just pick up your mouse
And eCard your spouse.
Avoiding the death stares and glowers.