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What gift do you think Santa might like this year?
Whether you call him Santa Claus, Father Yule, Kris Kringle, ect, what gift do you think he'd like this year?
A brighter red new sleigh with has better flight control and a GPS in it.
The usual bottle of something and a carrot for Rudolph are always welcome.
Likely a day off, or even a year. The poor guy never gets a break.
Some alone time ! And maybe a kindle with a reading letters app.
I would get him a "drone" sleigh so he could kick back, drink a beer, and deliver gifts with a flick of his joystick. Then he could fill his freezer with venison and get rid of Rudolph's incandescent nose. ( He'd look funny with one of those squiggly noses that save energy.) I would then get him a jet ski because with global warming, he won't have to go far to use it. Then ,last but not least, I would get him a good lawyer so he could get rid of the misses. She just don't do it for him anymore. And she got old and fat and keeps eating elves. Elves don't come cheap, you know. Unless they are from Mexico. Santa don't like those though because instead of using the flying sleigh to deliver gifts, they want to tunnel under the house and come up where no one can see them.
Yes, he's a good man and deserves a lot. We just need to let him know that when he's done delivering around the whole world at the stroke of midnight, that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.
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