A Few Limericks
There was an old man named Clive
who liked to go out for a drive
His car had a bash
when involved in a crash
in fact he's lucky to still be alive.
There was a young man named Walter
who exchanged rings at the altar
but when it came to
him saying "i do"
this is when he knew he would falter.
There was a woman named Sue.
who didn't know quite what to do.
"There must be more to this life
than just being a wife
but what it is i haven't a clue".