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A MYSTERY SHOPPER-HAVE I FOUND MY CALLING
INTRODUCTION
Fellow hubbers and other readers you know I have to have meaning in my life. Since I was struck down at a tender age by the scourge of shingles I have been at loose ends trying to find new meaning for this old life and I may have found my calling in an email I just received in my AOL inbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY APPLICATION AS A MYSTERY SHOPPER
Job Offer - Secret Shopper Needed.
Norwoods McGraw to you (bcc) - 45 min agoMore Details
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Sun, Oct 31, 2010 7:32 am
Examples of comments you would forward to us after examining the offices:
#How long it took you to get serviced. #Smartness of the attendant
#Customer service professionalism #Sometimes you might be required to upset the
attendant to see how they react
#Poor services
THIS IS A WORK FROM/PART-TIME 4-6 FLEXIBLE HOURS WEEKLY AND PAYS UP TO 1000$ IN
A MONTH.
FILL REQUIREMENTS TO QUALIFY: Ready, willing and able
FULL NAME.....Thomas Oakley Whitworth
ADDRESS......State of Confusion
CITY......Moundsville,
STATE......West (by God) Virginia
ZIP CODE...... Zipper Usually Up
COUNTRY.....United States of America and damned proud of it!!!!!!!
PHONE NUMBERS.....No Way you’ll tell telemarketers!!!!!!!!!
GENDER.....Mixed up by question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OCCUPATION....Playing computer games and one time Electrical Engineer or Wizzard according to my friend Al.
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.....Idiot you sent this to my email address!!!!!!!!
AGE.......None of your effin’ business are you writing a book or looking for a mystery shopper!!!!!!!
A Chase Bank Account Is Required Because Payment Will Be Sent To You Via Chase…….. No way Chase are a bunch of crooks and you send me cash on the barrelhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bank Without Needed Your Account Information Which Is The Safest Means Of Modern Business Transactions.
(you need to have an Instant Messenger either Yahoo or AIM to chat with us)
COMPLETE ABOVE REQUIREMENTS TO QUALIFY FOR THE POSITION,A PROPER NOTIFICATION
WOULD BE SENT TO YOU IN 24HRS, AFTER ABOVE DETAILS ARE RECEIVED.
Norwoods McGraw
MYSTERY SHOPPING AGENCY.
Norwoods do you think I’m insane to answer your SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FELLOW HUBBERS IT’S UP TO YOU HAVE I FOUND MY CALLING? I AM IN NEED OF YOUR ADVICE.
Can being a mystery shopper fulfill my waning years and bring fulfillment to my aging heart?
Please give me the advice I need I’m so confused but one thing I’m sure of (I think) I’m voting straight Republican next Tuesday to take our nation back from these Socialists now in power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
