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Dating Lesson 6.46 – Eye Contact (limerick)

Updated on August 17, 2012

The sight of her breast made me cry

I turned to my friend and asked why

For my head did race

To some other place

She just slapped your face came reply


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      Man from Modesto 5 years ago from Kiev, Ukraine (formerly Modesto, California)

      The attire says "look at me! look at me! look at me!"

      Young ladies should work on who they are on the inside instead of advertising their youthful health.

      There is a worldly saying, "What you catch a man with, you gotta keep a man with."

      Better use something you'll still have after the kids are grown.

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      oh, nothing but Age is the culprit !

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      Chris Mills 5 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      I seem to be coming back to read your limerick over and over again. I also noticed you still have that attractive young woman's photo posted.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      well...she does have lovely breasts...LOL

      tweet, tweet

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Staring can be rude. lol

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      Chris Mills 5 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      Ladies, I have no idea what he is talking about. Great limerick Mhatter.

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      This one could only come from a man. Still laughing!

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Sorry, I don't bother with any men that look at the breast area and not into my eyes. Of course, I don't have mine hanging out there like this girl does. LOL Cute limerick and sooooooo true!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      Since guys eyes are magnetically drawn to these physical attributes, the senses are somewhat affected by the EMF (enjoyed moment fantasy) and tend to ignore the pain. It's all scientific. lol

      Great Job....and picture!

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Perhaps if she didn't want that eye contact, she wouldn't dress so provocatively?

      Voted up and funny.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another gem from the pen of the master !

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      LOL..Another good one..

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That's what happens...

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      greeneryday 5 years ago from Some tropical country

      LOL, thank you for writing another entertaining limerick.. voted up for funny...

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha rockingly ouch

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Shaking my head while laughing mhatter.

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      Mike Pugh 5 years ago from New York City

      Some matters of the flesh are worthy of a laughs at times, but woman who care not for their own self respect isn't in my opinion, but the trends are what they are pretty much. Interesting limerick Mhatter.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      I think she wore it low cut for a reason!

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      Delilah 5 years ago from los angeles, ca

      laugh out loud

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      LOL, that would probably hurt! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ummm....yes....that could indeed happen. :) Especially with that young lady.