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Dating Lesson 4.35 – Priorities (limerick)

Updated on November 24, 2012

I met girl at bar and was glad

When she stole my car I was sad

And as she took flight

I thought of my plight

One more sexless night at my pad


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      ignugent17 4 years ago

      Hahaha ! Very funny. :-)))

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      of course he was more concerned about the sad ending to his night over the plight of his car!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Indeed, poor guy!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Poor fellow.

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

      Guy might still get lucky if he doesn't press charges!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      You are full of mischief and I love every bit of it!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You little rat, Maybe next time!!!!!

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      elle64 4 years ago from Scandinavia

      Well lets hope you go on yout bike next time you have a date!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      The poor soul was luckier than he realizes!

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      Sondra 4 years ago from Neverland

      LOL poor fellow lost his car AND his chances of getting lucky...drats =)

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      Dancing Water 4 years ago

      Wry, dry humor! Love it!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      funny stuff.

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha!! a date to remember

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      There was only one ride she was interested in LOL:-))

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      It seems this fellow may have decided what his priorities really are....some needs, or is that wants, are stronger than others. Chuckliing as usual. Glad to see you...Sending Angels your

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      oh wow.. poor guy.. so funny


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Which is worse? Losing the car or......? Great fun!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      That is a dating lesson to remember.