Don't Go Shopping When You Are Drunk!
Don't Go Shopping When You Are Drunk!
If you go out drinking
And begin to feel a little drunk
Sometimes you might just go home
When you think you've had enough.
Other occasions when you are out
And doing a lot of drinking
Your real brain may switch off
But your imagination is really thinking.
If you then find yourself in a shop
And see something great to buy
You might look at it the next day
And really wonder "Why"?
Another thing not to do
Is go and lay down a bet
Later when you're sober
You've got no money. Only regret.
Definitely don't go for a haircut
When you are even just a little bit drunk
Your normal sensible hairdo
Has just went all punk!
Another place you shouldn't go
Something you shouldn't do
Start out going for a big night out
Come back with a big tattoo.
One of the things we're always told
Is do not drink and drive
Add to that do not drink and shop
If you want to survive.
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