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Funny How To Titles

Updated on September 8, 2013

Here are some funny know how titles. These are just titles.You are free to write on the subjects as I am not going to write on them if you are going to write......

These are not just funny titles, many of them will inspire, and many will force you to think on them.

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Funny 'How Tos' for Kids, Children and Students

How to help your parents to complete your homework?

How to help your parents to know the latest technology?

How to teach your parents to use Computer?

How to stop your parents from fighting without a reason?

How to check knowledge of your teachers?

How to sleep in your class?

How to teach a lesson to your teacher if he is not teaching you well?

How to drop a catch while fielding in cricket?

Funny How Tos for Readers, Writers

How to read a boring book?

How to write a boring book?

Top 10 Books Which Help You to go to Sleep Immediately.

How to create a conspiracy theory?

How to stop reading new papers and save your time?

How to write a book review without reading the book?

How to write a review of a movie without watching it?

Money, Business and Workplace

How to protect your computer from antiviruses?

How to sleep at your workplace?

How to take rest when you are at your workplace?

How to show others that you are busy?

How to lose your money in stock market?

How to make money without working?

How to make wastage from your money?

How to Fire Your Boss?

How to become an inexperienced expert?

How to sell a freeze on Greenland?

How to buy unwanted things?

How Tos for Elders

How to sleep while you are driving?

How to sleep while watching a movie?

How to watch a boring movie?

How to produce a boring movie?

How to remain famous?

How to look like a stupid?

How to look like a smart guy even if you are not?

How to make new enemies?

How to convert your friends into your enemies?

How to Lose Your Friends?

How to Calculate 1+1 Using a Calculator?

How to Calculate 1+1 Without a Calculator?

How to teach a lesson to your naughty student?

How to do nothing?

How to make your wife to keep quiet?

How to keep yourself away from Facebook friends and meet real friends?

How to stop smoking once again?

How to sing in bathroom?

How to listen bathroom singers?

How to listen two or more radio stations at the same time?

How to manipulate facts?

How to fight with your spouse without a reason?

How to get lost?

How to find grey hairs on your head?

How to create a news by biting a dog?

How to stop watching idiot box?

How to take a photograph of your camera, even if you have just one camera?

How to knock the door of opportunity?

How to open the door when opportunity knocks?

How to say Yes to opportunity when you want to say No?

How to say No to opportunity?

How to confuse others?

How to get rid of Facebook and live happily?

How to run away from a dog?

How to laugh at yourself?

How to waste your time in a time machine?

How to stop reading such fun.....?

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  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    fpherj48, thank you for reading and enjoying the titles.

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    Paula 

    6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

    janismus....Thanks so much for the laughter. These HOW TO titles are fun! Back in the day, I'm pretty sure my kids looked up Number ONE!! lol

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    alocsin, thanks.

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    alocsin 

    6 years ago from Orange County, CA

    A great way to end the day. Voting this Up and Funny. Thanks for SHARING.

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    coffeegginmyrice,

    Thank you for reading and enjoying

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    ananceleste,

    You are absolutely right.

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    teaches12345,

    Thanks

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    Rosemay50,

    Thanks for enjoying the Hub

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    Rosemary Sadler 

    6 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

    'How to sleep while you're driving' thats a dangerous one.

    I love the 3 'how to' parents questions haha.

  • jainismus profile imageAUTHOR

    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    6 years ago from Pune, India

    girltalksshop, coffeegginmyrice, Thank yo for reading and enjoying the 'How To' techniques.

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    Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

    6 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

    WHAT??!! HAHAHA! I am enjoying all these questions. My favourites are the first three questions. Nice one, jainismus!

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    girltalksshop 

    6 years ago

    'Stupid is as stupid does'...or so I've heard. I guess if it's 'out there' it gets noticed, huh? Interesting hub...voted it up! : )

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    Anan Celeste 

    6 years ago from California

    This was funny! In this day and age, we can find anything out there. Even the absolutely absurd. But it sells...

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    Dianna Mendez 

    6 years ago

    This is pretty amazing and somewhat humurous. I would venture to guess that they do get some hits though! Good topic discussion.

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