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Funny Quotes, Stupid Questions and One Liners

Updated on October 12, 2013

Funny Quotes, Stupid Questions and One Line Jokes by Mahavir Sanglikar

Funny Quotes and One Liners

I do not remember the name of the writer who has written an article about my sharp memory in yesterday’s newspaper.

You should learn to speak a lie once a while, it improves your memory because you have to remember what you spoke.

Two simple tricks can enrich your book collection: 1. Do not give any book from your collection to others as most of them will not return the book 2. Do not return the books you borrowed from others.

First language is known as mother tongue because father rarely gets a chance to speak it in front of mother.

You do not need to understand the jokes you tell.

You should laugh after you tell a joke. It will help the listeners when to laugh.

Bruce Willis just signed for Die Hard 10

Love is blind and it makes you handicapped.

When I was a young like you, I was not so foolish.

I wrote a book 'How to find a Publisher for Your Book', but failed to find a publisher for it.

Smart girls smile even if they do not understand the joke.

Marriage is the end of love.

One of my close friends got married yesterday. He was 30.

Which book discourages millions of the readers in the world? Off course, it is the Bank Passbook!

Group of stupids is the most dangerous group.

When you get married, you are finished.

Stupid Questions

Why there are so many Japanese in Japan?

Why teachers teach in the same class every year? Do they fail?

Why teachers ask questions when they know the answers?

Birds have sharp eyes. Have you seen any bird wearing spectacles?

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    Mahaveer Sanglikar 5 years ago from Pune, India

    James A Watkins ,

    Thanks for reading, enjoying and commenting on this Hub.

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    James A Watkins 5 years ago from Chicago

    I enjoyed these funny tidbits. They say those who can't do teach. I was reminded of that by your line:

    "I wrote a book 'How to find a Publisher for Your Book', but failed to find a publisher for it."

    Ha! Funny.

  • jainismus profile image
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    Mahaveer Sanglikar 5 years ago from Pune, India

    I am glad to know that I became a funny doctor for you.....

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    I found these very funny.

    I haven´t been feeling too good recently and laughter is the best medicine.

    So thank you for making me feel good today.

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