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How Cheap Is William (limerick)

Updated on September 14, 2012

She wouldn’t say husband was cheap

He just had a budget to keep

Don’t laugh and be still

She now calls him Will

‘cause when he hears Bill how he’d weep


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    • Ann1Az2 profile image

      Ann1Az2 

      5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Funny! Bills also make my cry, too.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Funny. Always keep a sense of humor.

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Bills make me weep too and I'm not cheap. Cute limerick!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HeeHee, Loved it. You have a wonderful sense of humor..

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      Sasha Kim 

      5 years ago

      lol, too funny M ^_^ keep em coming!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Funny...he can't even stand to hear the word, "bill."

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Nice job, Mh. I know the feeling!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I think I would struggle with that name too, because bills make we weep too.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      What a wonderful thing to read in a lazy afternoon in Kathmandu.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Funny LOL...bills make me weep too (the paper ones). Voted up!

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      deergha 

      5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      ha ha ha......best limerick I ever read, Mhatter you have outdone yourself for sure. thanks for this one....all votes up and sharing too

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Cute...and love the word pun here! Cool, Hatter!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      That was the best limerick I have read since I have been on the internet! Vote up!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Seems like a big wussy to me! :) Great fun as always.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny. Great talent. How do you do it?

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