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Meeting and Greeting

Updated on May 31, 2012
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If you work in a large company or office, you interact with many people throughout the workday. Whether it be a quick passing in the hallway or sharing an elevator, you may choose to make small talk or just go with a brief hello. Usually it depends on the situation or the person you are interacting with.

Everyone has his or her own way of greeting another depending on the relationship to the other person. For instance, you would greet a new hire in customer service differently than you would a suit from corporate. Not to say this is wrong, just true.

Usually, my way of greeting people is affected by the person I am greeting. Here are some examples of different situations and different greetings of people used when paths cross in the office:

Hey…….Maaaaan - Obviously you don’t know this person’s name. You give them the generic Hey Man after they've used your name saying hello to you. This leaves you racking your brain for the next 10 minutes trying to remember their name. You never do and the cycle continues...

The Polite half smile with the head nod– You don’t want to smile, because they never quite smile. So you're left doing this half smile, head nod thing. This way you are being friendly, but not overly so. Balls in your court, half smiler!

Strict Professional greeting – Pulling no strings here and taking no chances, passing your boss or your boss’s boss requires a full Hello or Good Morning with an unwavering voice. Kind of a Mitt Romney type greeting, tight and firm.

The High-Five – Fast and loose, this guy is a hoot. Easy going, sometimes to a fault, this guy knows your name and loves to have fun. He's loud and boisterous, his loud laugh can be heard many cubicles away. Think George W Bush.

Both look in opposite directions - You both quickly concentrate on something away from the other person. This avoids any chance of awkward eye contact and ultimately....speech. Don’t look!

Oh my gosh!! How have you been? – This is usually performed by two ladies who haven’t seen each other in a few days. Drastic measures are taken and a 15 minute discussion will be needed to properly see this greeting through to the end.

Sup– College interns and younger twentysomethings usually greet each other with this one word. It's sort of their own language. I think this is the extent of spoken conversation with people in this age group, anything longer can be texted or tweeted.

Other Types You May Encounter:

The Catchphrase - We all know this guy, he's got one standard answer and you know it's coming. It may be There he is!, the standard, Working hard? Or hardly working?, or the dreaded Not bad for a Monday! You've heard these day in and day out every...single...time...you pass. Can we just go back to Hello?

Down and Out - This is that person that is never happy, something has to be wrong and they will tell you all about it. Walk by with a quick How are you? could lead to anything from hearing about painful bowel movement to a pet cat's bout with cancer. May want to find a different route to the breakroom.

I'm watching you- It may be a security guard, or perhaps an older coworker you see from time to time. They have an accusatory look in their eyes whenever you walk by and you're not sure why. You may not remember keeping that pen you took off of their desk, but they remember, oh yeah ,they remember.

That is so funny! - There's nothing wrong with being happy, I'm happy that you're happy. This is the person that no matter what is said or the situation, they find it hysterical. You say good morning and they burst into a laughing fit. This leaves you shaking your head and checking to see if you have spinach in your teeth.

We all have our different styles and comfort zones. While some are outgoing and want to chat, others are more reserved and quiet. Working together, we can all try to get along because we really don't have a choice. So whether you're the laugher or the cryer, the loner or the social butterfly, we all have a job to do and have to interact with one another to do it. So the next time you go to high-five your boss, just make sure you don't have spinach in your teeth!


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      Pete Fanning 5 years ago from Virginia

      Once it becomes your "thing" it's hard to break...it must be annoying! You may have to change your name. Thanks!

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      Efficient Admin 5 years ago from Charlotte, NC

      At my office there is a contractor who asks me every Monday How's Miss Michelle today? Every Tuesday he asks me, How's Miss Michelle today? Every Wednesday he asks me, How's Miss Michelle Today, etc. 5 days a week. True story. I usually say Just fine thank you. I think I will one day say, Miss Michelle is just fine thank you. hahahaha

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      I agree, thanks Mathira!

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      mathira 6 years ago from chennai

      The way greet people shows what we think of that person.Good one weestro.

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      Funny, do what ya gotta do right? Haha, thanks for reading jenubouka!

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      jenubouka 6 years ago

      I am a complete jerk, most of the time I pretend to have amnesia and avoid people all together. I learned this great trick when I moved back to a small town and was asked if I was so and so.

      It is pure evil I know, although the look on their faces when I can say no I am that person is priceless!

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      Maybe just start sprinting everytime you see that person! I usually say hi but then I'm on my way!

      Thanks for reading

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      Jools99 6 years ago from North-East UK

      I have a habit of saying "Hi, y'alright." and usually people say "Hi" back or "Yeah thanks" but one aquintance once said "No, not really" and had me stuck listening to her tales of her sh*t life for then next half-hour. It's best to just ignore everyone.

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      Thanks Marlo, I honestly worked at an insurance company with a guy who would say this every time. He thought this was hysterical if it was actually Thursday.

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      MarloByDesign 6 years ago from United States

      You are hilarious! "Don't look!" - I love it. And "Not bad for a Monday!" - sounds like something from the movie 'Office Space'. LOL.

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      Pete Fanning 6 years ago from Virginia

      I know it, there's one lady at work that has called me Bobby, Aaron, and I think once she called me Steve. I corrected her the first few times but now I just laugh. Thanks for commenting ALECIA!

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      Alecia Murphy 6 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

      You're dead on again, weestro! But this applies to several situations in a lot of cases, because people tend to forget your name or if you work there. Sometimes it's funny but other times you just wanna be like dude! I understand this hub very well. Great job!

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