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Mustache Love: a very funny hipster poem

Updated on July 2, 2020
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Mustache love,


the perfect drink of scotch-


my writer's anti-swagger


makes lady hipsters talk.



They're loving on my ink,


and jocking on my socks,


'cause I cuff my levi's-


so, you see them as I walk.



I wear them earthy green


to match my gauges and my pot.


It's medicinal, In case that...


I forgot?



'Cause I'm a local poet


who's whitish with my thoughts


Dark, organic, twisted,


It only get's them hot,



So, stop, shop, and stroll


when you're buying up my poems,


Cause I'll have girls and money


when I move out from my mom's.




More poetry by this authors...

Her Angel Wings

I Don't Believe in Death

From Forties to Faith

Footprint's You've made

© 2012 Leone Vidoni

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    • LVidoni5 profile imageAUTHOR

      Leone Vidoni 

      8 years ago from Portland, Oregon

      Ha... what, you don't like the 70's porn-stache look!? That's what it reminds me of too. Whenever I shave my beard, I leave the mustache for last. I think it looks ridiculous.

      Glad you liked the poem, thanks Moms!

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      Lissette 

      8 years ago from Central Florida

      Hahaha! That was fun to read. No, this guy wouldn't grab my attention but then most don't. Never was a groupie, not impressed by the norms. Plus there is something '70's Porn-ish' about mustaches... Lol. Really, its a visual that I could never shake. He would make an interesting friend tho.

      Thanks for the read...

    • LVidoni5 profile imageAUTHOR

      Leone Vidoni 

      8 years ago from Portland, Oregon

      Love the anti-sock, bike riding hipsters, do ya? Well, then you'd love Portland!.. Lol glad you liked this one, fortunately it isn't about me.

      Glad you liked the character too, Maria!

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      maria 

      8 years ago

      I'm so into this guy & NO! I'm not gonna run. I've made up my mind haha. I really like this poem. Once again very entertaining & has its own character :)

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