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Pulsing The World As We Go

Updated on August 22, 2012

Just imagine yourself jogging down your favorite park and on and off get in touch with real people in their own little world. Sometimes you get in touch with folks that catch up with you and your own pace and... out of nowhere they start talking to you. Honestly, this are some true stories that have been shared or told about. So, probably some people will laugh and others well, they will just move on to the next hub. But let's see what we have for today... we never know!

This favorite melody of ours will help you to get the most of this hub...Thanks!


The Old Couple:

"Hey Young man. Nice to see ya in here"

"Thanks for calling me young, Mister...?"

"I told you Mary Jane, he is already asking personal questions"

And they literally stopped talking and showed me some faces. What the..!


The Hot Chick...

"Hi Handsome; trying to get in shape?"

"Yeah! I think so. Just enjoying this life as I go..."

"Do you usually come in here?" --- She said it in a sensual way.

"Every other day. Why?"

"Never mind! Forgot to tell my boyfriend I was Jogging this morning. Bye!"


The Two old ladies... Who I caught up with..!

"Hey Ladies!! Nice day for exercising?"

"Yeah/ yeah. Your zipper is down, young fellow...!"

"Oh sorry! Thanks for telling me..!"

"Move faster Angelica. He looks like one of those rapists on TV."


The two Spanish chicks

"Alli viene.. (there he comes..)"

"Hi!! Good to see dos senoritas?"

"Oh my God! You know Spanish?"

"Just to get by. Why?"

"No nothing. We are new in here SeƱor"

"Nice to meet you ladies"

"Nosotras poquito English..."

"Well, I better go! Because I see two Spanish guys coming my way!!"

"Our husbands!!"


The Classy Golden Ladies..

They caught up with me actually. Wow!

"Are you Joseph De Cross from HubPages?"

"Yes ma'am the one and on..." --before I finished, one of this Golden ladies slapped me on my face, so hard!! (Where is the button for slapping?)

"This is for my daughter who read your relationship advice a while ago!!"

"But which one ma'am? I write on different topics and subjects...!"

"The one about, "does size really matter? Do you remember?"

"So what was the problem lady...ouch!"

"Well Joseph, she found out that size really did matter!! Let's go Carli. He is not worth another slapping!"


The Jogger and his dog...

This Jogger, in his late thirties, was running next to his miniature Schnauzer and caught up with me and my red face. Suddenly, this little dog bit my leg. "No you didn't!"

I don't know why but the Dog went ballistic and... ended up in an artificial pond.

"You didn't have to be such an asshole," the owner said.

"Before we get into a fight," I replied. "Let me finish this hub, and then we go at it. Alright?" He agreed all mad. I published this hub... and then we went into "business," and let things out...all the way!! Here is the picture as living proof!


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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Debbie Michelle the roving reporter can come with us! Lol! We left some other events out of the picture! Thanks Debbie!

    @Billybuc, there was so much fun, and we played all along with certain friends. Sometimes we get the annoying kind Lol! You made us laugh though. Thanks Billy! Your feedback is truly appreciated!

    @Cardisa, I can imagine going down the shore near Kingston harbour. The music, the reggae and that Calypso! Yeah man! Keep on running faster..!

    @ Xstatic, 88% is really true. Amazing how people react every morning. We just get the kick out of it! Glad you enjoyed it!

    @ nellyanna, just 2 hoiurs ago I was buying a chicken combo through a drive thrue and the guy handing the bag told me... Nice arms..! I said, " Now they want to talk funny after midnight?" But seriously, we see life like a real joke. At times we dodge for the slapping coming our way, but is not a big deal.

    @Faith reaper, we enjoy life no matter what. But on a plnae? That's asking too much! Emergency landing !!

    @Nell Rose, sometimes I have to jog in my dreams and wake up exausted. But seriously there are plenty of people like these. We forgot so many!

    @Maria! Maria! from Santana! Your Cure group is a fun group. Why can't I be you..! Thanks sweet friend! You have a great heart!

    @Jacky Lynnley, this was a fun hub. Esy to write and fun to read it ourselves. Love your comments!! Thanks for being you!

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    Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

    Crazy and funny! Good end to a not so good day, lol. Up and over.

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    Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

    Thanks for allowing us to take a jog with you on the wild side, LORD!

    Voted UP and FAB. Hugs and special love for The Cure, Maria

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    Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

    Hi, so funny, and all you wanted to do was go for a jog! lol! amazing the different people you meet out there in the real world! haha! seriously, funny stuff, I think I will stay indoors and jog up and down the stairs!

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    Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

    Ha, I needed a good laugh today, so thank you very much, Lord!!! You are hilarious, funny and bring on a lot of "oh, my's." That is almost as bad as being on a plane and sitting next to someone such as these, but you cannot get up and run! Ha. Thanks for the laugh. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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    Nellieanna Hay 5 years ago from TEXAS

    Voted 'All of the Above", Joseph. Great good fun! :-)

    (Duplicated in the official voting - up, funny & interesting. Just picturing you going through these rounds is interesting.)

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    Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

    Really hilarious tales of jogging. This was great!

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    Carolee Samuda 5 years ago from Jamaica

    Joseph! Wake up! Are you dreaming or gone start raving mad?! LOL LOL, I'll settle for mad, but I love the laugh, it's been so dull lately.

    I notice you changed your face, well added one instead of the matrix look.

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    Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

    I love the self-promoting poll at the end. Very funny my friend; my jogging days are gone but I swear, I had some of these conversations while jogging. Great fun!

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    Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

    I think Michelle the roving reporter needs to go jogging with Lord De Cross.. LOl.. so funny. my friend


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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Hi Carol7777, Did you add one more 7 to your profile? You said you are not a newbie anymore, huh? Jokes aside, we thank you for reading us. Funny how a morning hub can be written overnight. Thanks for stopping by!

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    carol stanley 5 years ago from Arizona

    A fun way to start the day...and my day starts early. A little nonsense and not so nonsense...very Fun...Thanks for taking time to write this delightful hub.

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Thanks Janine, commenting before Billy wakes up! (jk) Was fun to write it, because we see situations that make sense and then do not make sense at all. Have a great day my friend!

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    Janine Huldie 5 years ago from New York, New York

    Sounds like your morning jog was quite entertaining and then some. Joseph, thoroughly enjoyed your article this morning and thank you for the laugh my friend. Have voted up much, shared and tweeted too!!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Shruti Sheshadri, This life at its finest. We all fit in this world. But honesntly this world is really a joke. We don't see it other way. Thanks for commenting. Have a wonderful day!

    @Glimmer Twin Fan, there might be more to this series. Maybe we found a niche. We don't know for sure, but some stories are real. Thanks for the feedback!

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    Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

    Wish I saw more people on my walks. Then I'd funny stories to think about. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

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    shruti sheshadri 5 years ago from Bangalore, India

    The ability to portray jokes in writing is definitely an art, and you have done it beautifully...:)

    This hub is very inspiring to me in a way because I see different walks of life, people thinking in different ways and I am proud to say that i belong in this world!

    Voted up!

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    Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

    Hi Kathy, well just keep it between you and me! Some are real events..can you tell? For us life is really a joke! At least this gentleman let me publish this hub. Hey, nice smile Kathy!! Wonder if your cats can understand our human jokes..?

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    Kathy 5 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

    What a fun jog through so many faces of life..I bet you've actually experienced all these momentary 'relationships!' Love it...very fun to read and I hit "all of the above.'! Funny