Pulsing The World As We Go
Just imagine yourself jogging down your favorite park and on and off get in touch with real people in their own little world. Sometimes you get in touch with folks that catch up with you and your own pace and... out of nowhere they start talking to you. Honestly, this are some true stories that have been shared or told about. So, probably some people will laugh and others well, they will just move on to the next hub. But let's see what we have for today... we never know!
This favorite melody of ours will help you to get the most of this hub...Thanks!
The Old Couple:
"Hey Young man. Nice to see ya in here"
"Thanks for calling me young, Mister...?"
"I told you Mary Jane, he is already asking personal questions"
And they literally stopped talking and showed me some faces. What the..!
The Hot Chick...
"Hi Handsome; trying to get in shape?"
"Yeah! I think so. Just enjoying this life as I go..."
"Do you usually come in here?" --- She said it in a sensual way.
"Every other day. Why?"
"Never mind! Forgot to tell my boyfriend I was Jogging this morning. Bye!"
The Two old ladies... Who I caught up with..!
"Hey Ladies!! Nice day for exercising?"
"Yeah/ yeah. Your zipper is down, young fellow...!"
"Oh sorry! Thanks for telling me..!"
"Move faster Angelica. He looks like one of those rapists on TV."
The two Spanish chicks
"Alli viene.. (there he comes..)"
"Hi!! Good to see dos senoritas?"
"Oh my God! You know Spanish?"
"Just to get by. Why?"
"No nothing. We are new in here Señor"
"Nice to meet you ladies"
"Nosotras poquito English..."
"Well, I better go! Because I see two Spanish guys coming my way!!"
The Classy Golden Ladies..
They caught up with me actually. Wow!
"Are you Joseph De Cross from HubPages?"
"Yes ma'am the one and on..." --before I finished, one of this Golden ladies slapped me on my face, so hard!! (Where is the button for slapping?)
"This is for my daughter who read your relationship advice a while ago!!"
"But which one ma'am? I write on different topics and subjects...!"
"The one about, "does size really matter? Do you remember?"
"So what was the problem lady...ouch!"
"Well Joseph, she found out that size really did matter!! Let's go Carli. He is not worth another slapping!"
The Jogger and his dog...
This Jogger, in his late thirties, was running next to his miniature Schnauzer and caught up with me and my red face. Suddenly, this little dog bit my leg. "No you didn't!"
I don't know why but the Dog went ballistic and... ended up in an artificial pond.
"You didn't have to be such an asshole," the owner said.
"Before we get into a fight," I replied. "Let me finish this hub, and then we go at it. Alright?" He agreed all mad. I published this hub... and then we went into "business," and let things out...all the way!! Here is the picture as living proof!
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