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Skeletons Without Halos
Anyone who knows me knows I like mystery novels, better still when the lead detective is dead, take the Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy, the Family Skeleton Mystery series by Liegh Perry and Nekropolis by Tim Waggoner to name a few. There is just something about a detective that has the worst part of the job behind him, the dying part, yet can still fear his own demise.
But what about the ladies? There aren’t exactly a plethora of female detectives running around of the skeletal sort. Or, better still, I couldn’t think of one who popped into a world of skeletons while still being flesh and blood. Is Vicky dead, undead? Not even I’m sure and she’s my character.
But every good dead detective needs a partner and so our tale begins.
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In The Land Of The Dead
In the land of the dead things are different then they are for you, the living. But not too different. Maybe some people end up playing harps for all eternity but I’d ended up in a land where skeletons were the norm and they weren’t all candidates for halos.
Nothing about my arrival was noteworthy except that I’d been taken on by an older partner, the beautiful Victoria Palatine. She’d liked that I’d been a private eye while alive, and better yet I’d landed in the land of the dead by accident and she had the only flesh and blood partner going.
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Skeletons Without Halos
On The Case
One morning, coffee in hand and in a hurry as usual I’d walked in on my partner in her boudoir, rude and thoughtless, I know, but I was excited to get to our case and not even thinking. I simply wanted to tell her to hurry up or we’d be late getting our case files. It didn’t register until I saw her at her dressing table that I should have at least knocked first, lady detective or no lady detective.
I looked at her and whistled in admiration then clicked my tongue at her. Victoria looked over at me and smiled at the compliment. “I take it you approve?” She asked and I nodded taking in the vision before me.
Victoria was a stately skeleton and a lady of the first order. She tended towards black ornate Victorian era gowns with lace gloves and that day's ensemble was no different. With her broad black hat festooned with sable roses and a veil she radiated mystery and romance. “Good, then shall we, Nicky?”
“Huh?” I asked brilliantly and she smiled as she rose and came over to me. I tilted my head up slightly to gape at her as she got her demure purse, her every ready revolver tucked inside. “Oh, right, we have a case.” I managed and she gently pushed my jaw closed for me. Great, all she needs to think is that she has a lovesick partner. Way to go, genius. I thought.
I sighed and followed her to her car. It never failed to surprise me that she’d kept her manner of dress, speech and her beautiful antique-filled home, but we went to work in a Porsche 356 Speedster. I buckled up then sipped at my coffee as Victoria drove. “Penny for your thoughts?” She asked.
“I still don’t see how we became partners. You’re a lady and I dress like I fell out of a dime store detective novel.” I said and she chuckled.
“You do have a way about you.” She said tactfully. “But I like it. It’s refreshing to see a woman in clothing that fairly shouts intruige.” I looked over at her doubtfully but she sounded sincere. Being in the land of the dead we came from a precinct filled with detectives who wore all sorts of clothing, many favoring like me, the perennial trench coat and fedora, some suits, and vice tendeed to wear whatever.
Vice? You ask in shock. Well, my friend, the dead are as far from saints as you can get in many cases, not to knock your dearly departed. And while they can’t get more dead and therefore murder isn’t a problem they just invented new crimes. Vice covers things the land of the dead ought not to have, like the possessions of the living and certain black market items and services the delicate should not know about.
We covered cases involving thefts of a different sort, skeletons pilfering skeletons and as you can see from our luxurious transportation and Victoria’s abode, they still coveted the nice things in death. And just like in life they didn’t all feel the need to get them the honest way. I looked at my partner as she drove. “What do you think our case is about, Victoria?” I asked.
She glanced sideways at me. “I’m not sure, but maybe about you, Nicky.” I nodded. That made actual sense. I was a mistake, the first ever apparently. No one knew exactly where I was supposed to end up, maybe I was in the right place, but being flesh and blood wasn’t something most of the residents of the land of the dead did.
We’d been waiting for months for me to wake up a skeleton, but no dice. I seemed to be a perfectly healthy immortal living forever in the land of the dead. “I thought the excitement would have worn off by now.” I said and she shrugged.
“Have you ever thought that, well,” Victoria paused delicately. “Have you ever thought you might be alive?”
I laughed as we pulled up to headquarters but she was serious. “Victoria, I didn’t survive cement overshoes, I can tell you that much.” I said with certainty. “What’s left of the living me is on the bottom of a river being fish food. I don’t know how I ended up with a body, but I did.”
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We got out and I was worried. If Victoria thought I was still alive, others might too, and that meant my homicide might be a distinct possibility. I didn’t like the idea and I liked it even less when the Chief glared at us as we entered his office. “What do you two want?” He growled.
“We have a case, Chief?” I asked and he just stared at me.
“Being flesh and blood making you loopy, Nicky? You ain’t got no case, now go home before I get a cranium ache from looking at you.”
We left, puzzled, and I knew Victoria’s mind was in overdrive when she insisted we stop at a café for coffee and doughnuts. She’d seen it in countless police TVs shows so I indulged her, seeing as that it was the only vice she had that I was aware of and I needed more coffee. “Well?” Victoria asked after our coffee had been poured and the delectable treats had been set in front of us.
“Either the chief is loosing it or someone wanted us out of the house.” I said and she nodded, pleased. We were actually going to give them time, seeing as how we had hidden video cameras everywhere. Victoria pulled out her mobile and brought up our home but we saw nothing of interest.
So we sat and drank and talked and watched until her batteries ran out and of course mine got no signal so we drove home expecting to find the place in shambles, but our home was perfectly in order. I frowned to myself. I didn’t like it one bit. Someone had been there all right, I just couldn’t prove it.
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Skeletons Without Halos
- Skeletons Without Halos
You'd think if you ended up in the land of the dead life would be all sunshine and roses. Ha! Just because they are dead don't mean the skeleton residents are saints and Vicky's number may just be up.
- Skeletons Without Halos 2
Can our lady detectives survive their latest predicament? Or will lead showers be in the forecast? Read on to find out!
- Skeletons Without Halos 3
As things heat up for the detectives they find themselves in a bit of a bind. Help comes from an unlikely place, but is it a set up to get our beautiful Nicky alone? Read on to find out!
- Skeletons Without Halos 4
Well, well. Looks like our Nicky can't decide between an old flame and a new one. And you know what they say about playing with fire. Looks like our lady detective is about to get burned.
- Skeletons Without Halos 5
Our lady detectives are back! What? You thought it was curtains for Nicky? That dame's got more lives that the proverbial cat. Of course there is always more than one way to skin a cat.
- Skeletons Without Halos 6
There are certain things that don't mix with being a detective. Working for a crime boss is one of them. Have our detectives reached the end of the line, or will they be good dames in a bad town?
- Skeletons Without Halos 7
Seven chapters in and we still don't know who wants Nicky dead. They say follow the money, but that isn't all there is in this world some people find worth killing for.
- Skeletons Without Halos 8
Every story much reach its end. We are born, we die, and with some like our Nicky, we may very well die again. Has our lucky lady finally lived out all nine lives? You'll have to read on to find out.
- Skeletons Without Halos 9
Sometimes things happen in this life we don't understand because there are players behind the scenes we are unaware of. Nicky knew one of those players, but was that enough to save our fair detective?
- Skeletons Without Halos 10
For ten chapters Nicky has grown on us. First as a detective and now as Chester's partner in crime. But just as seasons change and the leaves fall, so do good men. Especially in the land of the dead.
- Skeletons Without Halos 11
Even in the land of the dead a body can pass into the great beyond. With Chester gone will his empire crumble or will Nicky get a miracle?
- Skeletons Without Halos 12
In the land of the dead, even skeletons can go to the great beyond. And sometimes, just sometimes, they come back. Does that mean trouble ahead for our Nicky?
- Skeletons Without Halos 13
Sometimes bad things happen to good people. When Nicky sees something wrong, she tends to fix it, but what about the types of things some folks ignore? Will our girl have the wits to combat abuse?
- Skeletons Without Halos 14
We all have a past, and it isn't always a happy one. As Chester takes the lead one more time he reveals his past and his hopes for the future. But is Nicky the gal to make them all come true?
- Skeletons Without Halos 15
Weddings can be a highlight of anyone's unlife. And as the date draws ever closer, the couple become the recipients of early gifts from well-wishers. But will one of those early gifts prove deadly?
- Skeletons Without Halos 16
Love comes into all of our lives. And in many cases it is a blessing. But when an obsessive love is unrequited the results can be deadly. Is Nicky about to take her final bow?
- Skeletons Without Halos 17
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Chester and Nicky, sure to be the social event of the season and the biggest wedding the land of the dead has ever seen.