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Smudgekin is Pumped!

Updated on March 22, 2011
Smudgekin is Pumped!
Smudgekin is Pumped! | Source

And can you really blame the squat little carbolyx-adreno-slug? His alma mater just made it into the Final 131,072 of the 2011 Hoops Tournament of the NIAA (National Intergalactic Athletic Association).

Yes, Betelgeuse U is getting ready to battle Andromeda Ag in the first round of March Madness. Already slime-capes, pus-pod bands and bristle caps bearing the phosphorescing BU logo have sprouted on slugs all across Betelgeuse Sector. Reports from the Phobos Quadrant indicate that AA laser shorts are also very popular among fans of BU’s opponent.

Certainly all eyes will be on boisterous Parsec Pavilion on Centauri Sigma IV for this match-up. Of course, other first round playoff games will be held at over 65,530 other courts around the galaxy, so if you haven’t already purchased your Universal Access Simulcast Package from your local media supplier, you’re going to be missing some of the early roundball action.   


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    • rickzimmerman profile image

      rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Glad you like it, VB. Try some of my other zaniness for afternoon and evening smiles as well. :)

    • Vickie Bovender profile image

      Vickie Bovender 6 years ago from Southeastern US

      Love this clever up and funny! Thank you for the early-morning smiles.

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      rickzimmerman 7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Rah, Rah, Sis-Boom-Betelgeuse!

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      Christina M. Castro 7 years ago from Baltimore,MD USA

      So March Madness is intergalactic Now ! Where is my Foamy Finger so I can route for Beetlejuice U!

      GOooooooo Smudgekin!!!!!!!