The Leak (Limerick)
Wait! You are not dating that guy Fred
Uh Oh I for sure have been mislead
Please do no be too mad
For I leaked it, so sad
Put it on Facebook and all have read
Other Limericks I Have Written
- Special Secret (Limerick)
Are you gullbile? Maybe this Limerick will be able to answer the question for you. - The Dare (Limerick)
Do you like pulling pranks but have run out of ideas? Come visit this Limerick to discover a clever prank idea. - Blank Stare (Limerick)
Here is a funny Limerick dedicated to twins around the globe! We all live a life of constant confusion; and it is not our faults! - HubPages (Limerick)
Are you addicted to HubPages? We all have been at one time or another. If that time has not occurred for you, be prepared, for your time will come!
Think Before You Post!
This is a funny look at what happens every day on Facebook. If you were to be honest with yourself and the world(yes, the whole world is watching you), you would admit that sometime or another you have posted something on Facebook that was misleading. Maybe you have had the wrong information. Perhaps you misunderstood someone and figured you would irrationally head over to Facebook and post what you have heard.
You must be careful! Don't post a status that you are unsure about! Would you want these following words said to you as you are being handcuffed and led to Facebook Jail?
- You had the right to not open up Facebook!.
- Anything you have posted can and will be held against you in the Facebook court of law.
- You have the right to a Facebook friend, but just one.
- If you cannot afford a friend, one will be provided for you.
- Do you understand these Facebook rights I have just read to you?
Let's be cautious of what we are posting on Facebook! We should be sure we have the correct information before logging into our Facebook Accounts. The Facebook Police are everywhere, and Facebook Jail is not like other jails. It is a very creepy place and home to some of the biggest and baddest Facebook misusers out there!
If you don't want to be associated with these creepy Facebook Misusers, then start thinking before you post!
Comments
AUTHORThussaysnanamarie,
Thanks for your feedback here on this silly but meaningful limerick!
Never a truer word spoken. Great way to post a serious message. Too much info about one's selves could be to ones disadvantage Well done!
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Becky,
Thanks Becky, glad you enjoyed it!
haha great hub Josh! Very fitting considering I just subscribed to your news feed from facebook!
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Ann,
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
Josh, good one and I like what you said about FB. I post on it from time to time, but no one knows my dirty laundry, thank you very much!
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Frank,
I do not know why my friend! LOL Thanks for the compliment!
Josh.. you're clever LOL why haven't I followed you yet LOL
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Maria,
Thanks, I thought the image was priceless as well! Thanks for your clever feedback and all the votes! I love when you visit my hubs, brings a smile to my face!
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Gypsy,
Thanks for stopping by and your useful feedback! We all need to be careful for sure!
Josh,
The look on the lady's face is priceless... what a perfect picture!
Oh wow, here comes the Mom in me... I love everyone having fun on FB, even HP... but I can tell when someone "ain't quite right" in their comment/ sharing... sooooooo, perhaps another rule:
"Don't drink and post!?" To me, can be as internally damaging as the physical dangers of drinking and driving...
Your limerick is tops and so are you! UP & all those buttons!
Good one Josh. Thanks for this hub. We should all think before we post especially if it's something personal. Passing this on.
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AE,
We are all guilty! :)
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Abrushing,
Thanks buddy!
This is funny..I not only posted something i regretted on Facebook but Hubpages as well. Now if i don't agree with a comment, i don't respond..Thank's..Enjoyed.
Good points Josh, Thanks for speaking out.
Peace
ABR
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Mhatter99,
Thanks buddy! Glad you had a good laugh!
This is funny in so many ways...
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Christy,
Thanks so much for your postive feedback and awesome encouragement! You rock! :)
I agree about being careful about what we post. Some people just give toooo much information! Good read Josh, you are a limerick pro!
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Julie,
Haha, we all post stuff we don't think about! LOL Thanks for the visit and support as always! :)
I should be banned from FB because I am notorious for bizarre statuses and polls that I should not post LOL :) great job Josh- as always.
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Pamela,
Thanks for stopping by Pamela! And nice to meet you!
Great message about being careful what you post on Facebook. I have quite surprised at times when someone posts something that seems so out of character. Excellent hub.
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Beckie,
That is awesome that you are resisting Facebook; Kudos to you!
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Marlene,
Thanks friend for the kind words!
This article brought out a touch of that wonderful humor of yours. As I am probably the last human on earth still resisting facebook I do not have these concerns. LOL
Hi Josh,
Looking forward to reading more of your limericks. you rock! lol
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Marlene,
Hehe, maybe you were? LOL Thanks for your positve feedback Marlene! I had a lot of fun with this limerick!
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Bobby,
Yes, people are misled for sure! You are welcome for voicing this message!
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TT,
Yes that would make you a shock jock wannabe! LOL We are all guilty! Yes, that post button is evil for sure! HAHA
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Patty,
Thanks! I appreictae your loyal support and encouragement of my work!
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Carol,
Thanks so much for your loyal support of my writings! :)
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Giblin,
Thanks Giblin, it is definitely amazing for sure!
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Bill,
Thanks uncle! An important lesson for sure! :)
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Dexter,
Thanks Dex!
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Cyndi,
Possibly, maybe? LOL
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dwachira,
We do need to be careful for sure!
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M,
Yes, we do need to think sometimes! :) Thanks for your visit M!
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Janine,
LOL, We are all guilty! :) Thanks for your visit as always Janine!
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GFTJ,
Awesome observation buddy!
For a moment I thought I was reading the Miranda rights. Lol. Yes sir, I do understand the Facebook rights. Lol. The title of this limerick is very funny as well as the you did what image. Voted up!
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Mike,
Thanks for your feedback on Facebook! It is a crazy place! :)
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Linda,
Nice rule of thumb Linda! Thanks for the compliment on this here Limerick! Let's stay away from Facebook Jail!
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Michelle,
We are all ready to be arrested! :)
The majority of people that post things on Facebook are misled. It's quite annoying because if they put in even 15 minutes of some research then it would make all the difference. Thanks for voicing this issue!
I like to go for the shock value...does that make me a facebook shock jock wannabe? :) But you are right, I'm probably very guilty of putting something in my status that I shouldn't have. :) Now I'll have to start thinking about my status before I hit that evil "POST" button. :)
Awesome Job!!! Loved the limerick as well as the message!!!
As always you are creative and frank. Enjoyed this a lot.
Good message - it is pretty amazing how free-wheeling people can get on Facebook.
A lesson we all learn over time. Great message nephew!
Excellent message! And great limerick!
Hmm, are you saying this from experience? LOL. Fun hub...and remember: the world is watching. YIKES!
I once held someone with very high esteem until he posted some comments and feeds on Facebook that clearly sounded the opposite. It is true, we get judged by the world on what we post on social media. Voted up.
Hahaha! Yeah right,..think before you post :)
Book me Dano!! Seriously I am sure I have been guilty of this one or twice in the past too. Nice job on this article Josh. Have voted and shared too.
This made me think of the Ashton Kutcher Twitter incident - even celebrities (or should I say, especially celebrities) are just as guilty as the rest of us when it comes to sharing and saying things we should probably keep to ourselves. =P
LOL, yup facebook is a wild and zany place to set sail off into and start posting away. I love it though, I just don't like reading into things to much there, that's all for me when it comes to FB.
I try to share less of my own personal info as well, and as you said, we all must be careful of what we post there, because the whole world is watching. I like this cool hub here, nice Limerick Josh.
Voted up! and shared
I've read so many status updates that made me say out loud "You really didn't just share that!" Yet, they did. Uh oh to them!
I'm still sticking to my personal role of 'if I have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.' I've been quiet lately. Haha!
Great limerick! As always!
Ok, I am ready to be arrested in the Facebook court of law, Joshua Sir! Yes, we've all been guilty of posting something we shouldn't on Facebook, and it gives the wrong idea. Will share this.
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