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You Suck Big Time!
If you are coming here and feel like Kristen Stewart, then you really suck big time! How in the world did she fall for that 42 years director, Rupert Sanders? Is this a hidden trend from FaceBook? Tell us Robert Pattinson, maybe you didn't keep up with her "grocery shopping." Probably Kristen was tired of that pale face with a girlish lipstick, huh?
If you come here looking for some evidence that was confiscated by the FBI and New Jersey Police Department, then you really suck big time! This resident from New Brunswick NJ "saw something, and he said something." And he inadvertently uncovered a secret spying operation that the New York Police Department was running outside its jurisdiction. WTF! (What The Fruit cake!) Our NYC Police asked the FBI to return the "department's materials..!" They suck big time! No comments from our CIA fellows, or the secret service!
If you panicked and cannot trust your girlfriend anymore, get ahead of the game. For instance, do not go to the extremes like calling 911 and getting nervous about what to say. “Um, I have like, five cars following me,” maybe it was Selena Gomez tipping him off just to boost his ego. Justin already said he wanted to stay young.You know what...? a woman can take so much and if you don't pay attention, they deep inside... huh? they will come out with the words: You really suck!
The British Olympic sponsors welcomed the soccer team from North Korea for a match against Colombia (100% pure). Unfortunately the Organizers made an “honest mistake” of displaying the South Korean flag alongside photos of North Korean women players. And this happens months before both nations were on the brink of nuclear retaliation. North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, was tod busy getting married..! Why do they feel like is a long time loving?
The 'insult' led to the North Korean women soccer team refusing to take the pitch on Wednesday July 25, for just over an hour and overshadowed the first day of Olympic sportsmanship. Now wonder the soccer team from North Korea kept saying : "You people suck!"
Here is the Cop incident...with all the details...!
Our Own Case...
We got pulled over by a cop near Springfield New Jersey, and got a ticket for speeding. The thing is, this State trooper pulled over 'too close' behind our rear bumper with the sticker, "life sucks!". Yep! You might guess it : when we wanted to leave the crime scene (his quota), we "unintentionally" changed gears from "P" to "R" instead of the logical "D" as in drive... next thing we see through our rear view mirror is a cop getting the hit of his life in slow motion... He composed himself and came out from his car, and didn't want to say, "You suck!!!" He just went for the expletive "four letter word." He was kind enough to tell me, "You better leave, otherwise I would give you a ticket for "deliberate" attempted murder. Yeah, our bad! "You suck!! Joseph"
How about you?
You fell down the steps (on your back) and looked both ways embarrassed? Yeah! Thank God nobody saw you...but we did.!! We cannot go to Bill and Monica Lewinski's story, moderators would be knocking our door, with that famous line, "Your hub has been unpublished... Lord."
Shiloh on Vevo
- Is This World A Joke?
Seems that we are funny people by heart and didn't explore..or exploded that vein in here. Seriously, we need to let vent some tension out regarding the state of this World in crisis and our own economy; or like JT Walters would say, 'the state of th