I'd say I am off your chart at number 5, just writing for fun!
I'd say I am a silly Hubber,
like Old Mother Hubbard,
trying to put food in the cupboard,
not like Gumps pal Bubba,
who was a shrimp lover,
but a casual hubber,
chewing on hubba bubba,
thinking of words for one another,
to entertain your mother's, brother's lover!