She took me back to her place that Saturday Night, Loosened my belt and kissed me just right. She poured us some drinks and then grabbed my hand, Whispered that she would take me to the 'promised land'.
I lay on the bed as she went into the next room, From where I heard a personal massage device go vroooooom. She came back totally naked, and what did I see? Two little ping ball balls, between a small pee pee.
I leaped out of bed, and ran straight for the door, She tackled me to the floor, oh what 'she' had in store! The next day I felt dirty and so unclean, But I called her back anyway, so as not to seem cheap or mean.