Multiple choice jokes

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  1. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 7 years ago

    Thich brush covering a dirt road.  Which of the following answers does this best describe?

    A)  A hiking trail on a mountain

    B)  A driveway leading to a rednecks home

    C)  Snookie

                                big_smile

    What is your multiple choice joke?

    1. profile image0
      mikeq107posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      B) :0)

  2. Gordon Hamilton profile image97
    Gordon Hamiltonposted 7 years ago

    Sorry - don't get it. I have heard of rednecks but have no idea of the definition. I have never heard of a snookie. sad

    1. kmackey32 profile image67
      kmackey32posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I saw snookie on tv today....

    2. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image89
      BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A redneck is a stereotypical Southern person from the US. A hick, a hillbilly, inbred, etc. (I'm from the South so I can say all that). Rednecks have a great love for the Rebel Flag, drink a lot of beer, say y'all alot, typically live in trailers, drive pick-up trucks, cuss, yell when they're speaking, and are generally missing teeth. Oh! And they refer to their wives or girlfriends as "My old lady", "Momma", or    "B!tch git over here 'fore I hit you wit mah beer!"

      1. Gordon Hamilton profile image97
        Gordon Hamiltonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you, Becca. Sounds a bit like here in Scotland with a twist on the accent! smile Seriously, I was fairly sure that "Redneck" meant something to do with the South but not quite what. I actually have the Flag of the Confederacy tattoed on my upper right arm - but that's a long story and something that was done more than twenty years ago... Sounds like I'm a redneck without the "Bitch get over here," bit. (That is not a corny chat up line!) Thanks again smile

        1. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image89
          BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          smile You're welcome. And just so you know, we're not all like that. We even make fun of rednecks down here. big_smile Most of us are literate, have most of our teeth, and use proper English with a thick accent (I can't help the accent as hard as I try...lol).

          1. Gordon Hamilton profile image97
            Gordon Hamiltonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I love the accent of Southern Belles! I got a call this year in April on my birthday from an old friend of the family that I know from Germany - native of South Carolina - who works for the US forces in a NATO base near Munich. It was such an amazing surprise to hear  her wonderful voice say, "Hey, happy birthday! I bet you don't know who this is!" It was even better to be able to say, "Hi, Judy! Thank you so much!" smile

 
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