What is Your Favorite Humorous Quote?

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  1. jainismus profile image58
    jainismusposted 6 years ago

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    What is your favorite one liner humorous quote? Mine is:
    "Thank God, there is No God" by Osho

    1. Shinkicker profile image93
      Shinkickerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "It's a wonderful world, but nobody gets out alive!" :-)

    2. Shinkicker profile image93
      Shinkickerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "Everybody gotta be somewhere!" (Spike Milligan)

    3. alisha4u profile image39
      alisha4uposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry big_smile

      1. Rosie2010 profile image72
        Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  2. prettydarkhorse profile image62
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    I can't face my problem because my problem is my face. I am just kidding jainismus.

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Ron Paul 2012

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile

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    jenuboukaposted 6 years ago

    Quick! Look busy, Jesus is coming.

  5. Lawrence Da-vid profile image61
    Lawrence Da-vidposted 6 years ago

    "He who hoots with the owls by night
    shall not fly with the eagles by day"

    or:  Neurotics build sand-castles in the air
    psychotics live in them.

    1. jainismus profile image58
      jainismusposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      mad

  6. Rosie2010 profile image72
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
    - Phyllis Diller

    1. jainismus profile image58
      jainismusposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

  7. Shaddie profile image84
    Shaddieposted 6 years ago

    "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?"

  8. ronaldoh profile image72
    ronaldohposted 6 years ago

    "When you cough the whole world coughs with you, when you far,you fart alone."

  9. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    “You’re never beaten until you admit it.” Gen. George S. Patton

  10. FloraBreenRobison profile image61
    FloraBreenRobisonposted 6 years ago

    W.C. Fields:
    I am not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally."

  11. Shaddie profile image84
    Shaddieposted 6 years ago

    "Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them.' I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them,' because they will be expecting you to join them so you will have the element of surprise."

  12. profile image0
    The Writers Dogposted 6 years ago

    "He's fallen in the water!" Jim Bluebottle from The Goons

 
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